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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 28 Forged in Fire

A Chaotic Summary in GIFs

🚨 Caution: contains spoilers 🚨

Live footage from Hermione’s kitchen

Do you fancy him count : 1️⃣ Harry

Kingsley to the restoration bitches: “you better check yourself before you wreck yourself”

Hermione ‘Just a few’ Granger

Hermione leaving Molly the Scorpius Malfoy care guide

Susan (my spirit animal) to Lisa

Draco: "She is a force, but a dutiful woman she is not."

Everyone else at the table: 👀 (immediately knows who he’s talking about)

Hermione (our oblivious queen): * confused*

Everyone wave bye-bye to Lisa

I too, like Lily Potter, can be convinced not to bite people if you offer me juice.

Do you fancy him count: 2️⃣ Parvati

Do you fancy him count: 3️⃣ Susan

What is the male equivalent of ‘my ovaries just exploded’ because after watching Hermione sooth Halia….(Draco’s ovaries exploded)

Do you fancy him count: 4️⃣ Ron

Noah and Allie Draco and Hermione

Hermione: “I want to be seen”

Draco: “Liar liar regency dress on fire”

He really said: “You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting”

This poor man is starving for affection

Warning ⚠️ Now entering the Splash Zone ⚠️

💦You will get wet 💦

Draco ‘Fuck it ,you’re infuriating ’ Malfoy

Draco: "I'm tired of wasting kisses on you."

Hermione: “Liar Liar, regency breeches on fire”

I hope the Zabini elves know a good upholstery cleaning spell 😳

He touched her like there was nothing between them.- uh ma’am that is because you are absolutely not wearing any knickers

I’m just…. gonna…. leave this…. here…. SEX THRONE

Wellness Check… in the words of Rourke: “Alright who’s not dead? Sound off.”

Did your survive?

Until next time my lovelies 💜💜💜💜

In case you missed it Chapter 27 Summary

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 27 Finding Hope

Summary, GIFs and Chaos OH MY!

🚨 Caution may contain spoilers 🚨

Welcome! The chaos gremlins have reviewed your complaints against @inadaze22 and after careful consideration the accused has been found guilty of causing emotional mushiness in the 1st degree, punishment has yet to be decided. We are offering you ,the mushied, the opportunity to weigh in on an appropriate punishment. Please see your local chaos gremlin in conference room 1 to make a suggestion. Also please grab your complimentary one time use time turner before you leave, they have been pre set to the date July 30th to help avoid the excruciating wait for the next update. Ok let’s BEGIN!

Draco: “I’m not a romantic man”

*30 seconds later*

Hermione 35 seconds later:

I’d formally like to submit a request with the counsel to lock Lisa Turpin and Mrs. Granger in a room together.

Draco about to throw them hands in that office.

He won’t ask again.

Hermione traded in her sad pies and emotional support plants for an emotional support!Draco

Draco Malfoy’s To Do List

Get shoulder fixed, need both arms at full spooning capacity (a petite witch keeps ending up in my arms at night)

Draco: "My role today isn't to convince you."

Kingsley:"What is your purpose then?"

Draco with his telepathy eyes 👀:

Susan Bones’ To Do List

Murder Hermione Granger

Ginny making drinks…she measures with her soul

Scorpius making the rounds in the garden

“Hi”

Ina really said:

Enjoy your break Ina, rest well! We’ll be waiting patiently for your return 💜💜💜

Until next time (which is soooooo far away)

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 26 Human Nature

A Chaotic Summary in GIFs

🚨 Caution may contain spoilers 🚨

Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle and remain seated at all times. The chaos is about to BEGIN

Hermione standing in her office being judged by a 5 year old and his hot Dad

When the phone interrupts a moment in the kitchen

No person in the history of ever who has said the phrase “I’m fine” has been… fine.

When your future mother in law wants to have a discussion:

Narcissa to Hermione: “a mother knows and sees EVERYTHING.” *

*(Unless you’re suffocating your adult child with a sense of Duty and a loveless marriage then the visibility becomes a tad murky and you may miss a few things)

When Scorp unleashed the accidental magic I just imagine Draco standing there like:

Hermione: “See anything you like?”

Oh he definitely sees something he’d like to unwrap later that’s for sure 😌

Draco ‘jealous’ Malfoy keeping an eye on Hermione and Lee

“I’ll think about it” the universal parental answer to any question ever asked that involved getting another animal.

Harry: what?!?!? how did you survive without cheese?!?

Draco:

Lilly Potters Life Advice: you have the power to be anything you want in life, even a cat 🐱 don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise!

Scorp offering a lifeline to Al (I’m not crying you’re crying)

Dear Draco and Hermione, this is what it’s like to have a partner who loves you and supports you emotionally.

Love Freely. Love Fiercely and don’t forget to Love Yourself, you are worthy of all the love in the world.

Until next time you beautiful souls.

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 25 Trouble

A Chaotic Summary in GIFs

Warning may contain spoilers

Welcome! Welcome! Quick announcement from the counsel before we start. If you or a love one has been rendered an emotional blob of feelings by @inadaze22 you can file a formal complaint with your local chaos gremlin in conference room 3, after last weeks incident their handlers have assured us they have gotten the biting under control. Also if you have yet to pick up your complimentary calming draught please see Gladys in the back after the meeting. Alright let’s BEGIN

Sad Pie Sad Triangle Lemon Biscuits

Tonight’s bedtime story: Where the Emotionally Devastated Things Are

That Draco and Scorpius hug (insert ugly crying face) Scorpius Malfoy must be protected at all cost

Draco: “Hold on, I don’t think I heard your bullshit correctly let’s me take off my glasses”

Narcissa ‘Mother of the year’ Malfoy: “My quality of life for your Re-Marriage”

(Narrator: he refused)

That fight had been brewing for a LONG time

Cheddar (you can sign the petition to get scorpius a pet in conference room 1)

Draco Malfoy’s Date Ideas

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Hermione: “Um. We're not telling anyone, so if you could keep this to yourselves. I know it might be a surprise”

Daphne and Pansy:

Hermione breaking out the firewhiskey like

Anytime Draco is caught smiling

"Do you think of me smiling often, Granger?"

Let me translate that for you:

Hermione’s chickens and the woodland creatures certainly got quite a show

Sweet Circe that eventual smut tag is gonna have us bringing out the smelling salts soon, is it warm in here? Am I sweating?

Until next time you wonderful humans.

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 24 The Passage of Time

A chaotic summary in GIFS

Warning may contain spoilers

Ready? You sure? Let the wild rumpus START

Hermione trying to process how she missed all of Draco’s subtle clues of mutual attraction, you may want to go grab a snack this may take a few moments.

Hey Siri add time for courting to my calendar.

Hey Siri find a replacement word for courting.

Draco reading Hermione’s contract to make sure he’s legally within his right to turn on the smolder.

Scorpius throwing himself in front of the cactus.

Scorpius Malfoy’s Shit List

Pansy

Catherine

Fathers locked office door

Luna and her overalls! Authors Note: Why don’t the two plants like each other? Maybe they should go to therapy and get to the root of their problems!! (no more plant puns I promise)

Scorpius, the baby bumble Bee he is, on a mission to find the perfect flower for Hermione.

Ugh Cormac go away

Scorpius Malfoy’s Shit List (amended)

Cormac

Draco to Cormac

Oh what I wouldn’t sacrifice to the Cheese Toastie Gods to see more impulsive jealous protective Draco (fans self)

French Task Force: “Sir, why do you have a potato on your desk?”

Scorpius doing a little bit of *light* reading (shout out to the lil man for being an unintentional wing man for his dear ol’ dad)

Draco/Astoria/Theo/Cho a summary: ow

🚨 Warning the following gif contains Explicit Content 🚨

(Clutches pearls: you’ve been warned)

Let’s be honest I could have just summed up this whole chapter with just this

(*insert dramatic faint*)

Until next time you wonderful humans

In the mean time…go share your tangerine 🍊with a friend, if the world is just a little too loud put on your ear muffs 🎧 and go get lost in a book 📖

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Tomato paste. (Sorry 🤣 I couldn’t resist)

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Previous Chapter 23 Summary

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 22 Sky Full of Stars

A light hearted GIF Summary

(Warning possible spoilers ahead)

Ready set and BEGIN

Draco with the death eaters

Hermione watching Draco with the death eaters

Andromeda to Hermione about Theo

Everyone scheming to get Hermione to stay at the Malfoys

Hermione internal monologue during the whole Narcissa conversation

Draco’s internal monologue after seeing Hermione and Scorp on the couch

Draco hearing no argument about Hermione staying over for a few days

Hermione poking Draco’s injured shoulder

Draco: “when I’m ready, imma pick you”* ( *paraphrasing )

Hermione getting hit right in the face with her feelings after Draco successfully executed the bend and snap picking up his shirt

Until next time you beautiful humans 💜

Be Kind, love what makes you happy (you don’t need to explain yourself to anyone) and water your plants 🪴 🎍🌵

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Measure of a Man by @inadaze22

Chapter 29 The Inevitable and I

I think there’s a summary in here somewhere

🚨 Caution most definitely contain spoilers 🚨

*stares into the camera in traumatized* Lets begin I guess….

Draco Malfoy has a…. nope I’m not gonna say it

“Stay Safe”

PARSLEY…

Opps sorry about that it just slipped out… moving on

Just Curious will Draco’s office be labeled Sex Cave moving forward so Narcissa doesn’t accidentally walk in on them?

Everyone needs a friend like Ginny ‘fastest way to get fucked up’ Potter

Draco said “Happy Birthday I brought you eventual flowers”

“I missed you”

…BIG COCK…. He has a big cock (I’m sorry I couldn’t hold it in anymore)

Harry Potter: “Get out of my way I have sex to interrupt”

Susan said:

On this episode of Grey’s Granger’s Anatomy

A mysterious illness stumps healers, the hospital explodes, our main protagonist suffers multiple injuries

Bubble-Heads

“Mum”

whatever you do don’t think about the fact that scorpius is somewhere out there, inconsolable, without either of his parents to comfort him

“I’ve held you once and watched you bleed, I can’t do it again” ***

*** (free 🍪 to anyone who can tell me where this quote is from without cheating)

“Hermione”

Utterchaos (in the fetal position sobbing on the floor eating the 🍪 I just promised ): is it over? Just leave me here, go on without me 😭

Happiest of Birthdays to our @inadaze22

We love you, even when you hurt us

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