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Tim as a dad? Headcannons?

Tim would try to keep his kid on medication and safely in school.

If anyone touched his baby he’d beat people up. That includes bratty kids.

He would let his kid go over to their friend’s house and they’d make a safeword if his kid wanted to come home.

Probably a single dad becuase he can’t handle commitment anymore

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How would UT, UF bros react to an S/o who had a brother but he went missing and then later on they find out that the bros killed the brother back in the Underground

{ Oh, ouch-! Then, it’s impossible Pappy has killed someone because he is an angel, he would never do something like it, so in his scenarios I put Sans like the author of the crime, it’s more logical. It’s so angst just how I like it-! }

✞ Sansy ;

So many persons have crossed his judgment room.He could not imagine that particular person was your brother, this information left Sans so mortified and shocked. He did not know what to say.Actually, he found it out by mistake, you and him were at the Mettaton Resort talking about normal stuff when you decided to open up to Sans. You seemed so vulnerable and melancholic in that moment and he was unsure because he was not a therapist, he could not even help himself. He listened to you anyway because maybe it could have helped you and it was better to take the negative thoughts out instead of keeping them inside themselves. It was not so healthy so he nodded while your voice became darker and softer like you were going to cry.You confessed to Sans you had a brother that you loved so much but he passed away some years ago in mysterious circumstances. The cops have never found his body, he was disappeared so everyone thought he was dead. Seeing Sans and Papyrus, the way they were bound, made you think about it. The sentiments of desperation and mourning were killing you inside. It was inevitable you started to cry, your last words were still so confused because of the sighs. He could see how your soul was trembling and suffering like it was going to break soon. The description you gave about your brother made Sans thought about someone but he could not recall who that person was. At the end, he remembered and his eyes became as black as a black hole. That person was your brother and Sans already met him. He was the responsible of his death.Actually, that evil child took possession of your brother’s mind and he became a weapon of destruction. Luckily, your brother did not possess the reset power so Sans had killed him just one time. Sans was not the kind of person who revealed his secrets to people so you remained in the dark of everything, he would never confess his sins to you but he was ready to accept the hate you would have felt for him if you ever found it out by yourself.You kept telling him your story and you explained that the last time your brother was seen was nearby the Underground and it was the reason that guided you here. You were searching for your missed brother because not even the police wanted to continue his research. They archived the case, definitely. This was the most unfair thing and Sans felt guiltier. He remembered your brother was a good person but that child had to be stopped.When you reached Asgore’s Castle, you recognized your brother’s soul and you were shocked. When you asked for some explications to Sans he said, with his calm but insensitive voice, that your brother was not him anymore and he became a cold-blooded killer, Sans had justified himself saying he was protecting the Underground and you should have known how humans were seen here.Your brother had only paid for his sins, he was so sorry. It was the truth that he did not want to tell you. The decision of forgiving him or not was only yours.

✞ Pappy ;

He was such an innocent soul and his heart got broken when he listened to your story. Pappy was so touched and sorry for the awful experience you lived. He would have never imagined his life without Sans and the only thought of it made the poor skeleton so scared and sad. Obvious, he could not understand entirely the pain you have lived and you were still feeling so he did not know how to help you. He remained in silence, respecting your sorrow. Then, he got closer to you, embracing you while tears were crossing his bone cheeks because he could perceived the agony in your heart. He was so empathic and sweet and the two of you were crying like two little babies so inert and innocent. Anytime you felt blue, Papyrus was by your side listening to your darkness since he was a true friend and you did not deserve to suffer, but nobody deserved these kind of pains. He was the one who wanted to know everything about your brother like he was still alive. You were so delicious and sweet when you talked about him and all the good memories you shared with him, so Papyrus was so content to see your eyes lighted up while you were telling stories about your past and the adventures you lived with your brother. It was good to remember him as if it was a sort of therapy. You described to Papyrus the way your brother smiled or what made him laugh or cry, when you and him had a fight for the last piece of cake or when you fell off your bike and he was there to help you, rising you and then you came back home with your skinned knee. Or when you were so sad for that bad vote at math but your brother was still there to comfort and help you for the next exam. He was really a good person, he did not deserve to die, and you did not know the cause of his death as if it was a sort of mystery. At the end, Papyrus was attached to your brother as well after he heard all those stories and he felt like he was his little brother too. Pappy said to you that he would have been honoured to be his friend and maybe it was a little late but he wanted to build a headstone in Waterfall for your sibling doing a funeral parlour in his honour. You were so glad and reassured that Papyrus proposed it to you, and that he cared so much about your situation and your brother even if he did not know him so it was not his duty but Papyrus was so gentle to stay by your side anyway. That was the moment when you feel truly in love with him.Actually, you have never found out the truth because Papyrus was not so informed about Sans’ second job and Papyrus was not a malicious person so nobody did not suspect anything and Sans was not the kind of guy who talked about his own stuff.Maybe it was better to live in ignorance and nobody was going to suffer even more. Until Pappy was with you, you were real happy.

✞ Reddy ;

The first time you crossed the Underground’s lines you should have known the main rule of this place: “kill or to be killed”. You could answer alone to your enigma and you were smart enough to understand what happened to your poor brother. It did not take a genius to figure it out!Sans’ purpose was not being your friend or anything else, he just did his job trying to put less effort possible so your complains were total useless and he was not going to pity you for your loss. Yes, he would have been desperate and confused if he was in your situation even if he has already lived something like this during all those genocidal runs so he could understand perfectly your feelings but he did not want to be attached to you because it was unfair and dangerous. In this place, you had to follow your mind and not your heart, it was one of the wisest advises he gave you.The skeleton was unsure if he should have said to you about your brother and the fact that he was the one who killed him because the evil child took possession of his soul and there were no hopes for him to survive.Since you would have discovered it anyway the moment you would have fought Asgore, Sans decided to have a casual conversation with you in the Mettaton’s Resort and he confessed to you that he knew your brother and he came here some years ago. This was the location where he died so you were in the right place. Then his eyes became total black and cold, it was the moment when he told you the cruellest truth of your existence that he killed your brother, because it was unavoidable. It was his awful fate!He did not tell you about the evil child and these complicated things because maybe you did not care and your state of mind was too devastated. Sans could understand that you detested him now and it was legit since your brother was still your flesh and blood. Then, with a weird calm in your voice, you said to him that you already knew it and you suspected something like this could happen. You elaborated your theories and they were right and painful at the same time. You were aware about the Underground and monsters but you have never told it to anybody. You were doing your own investigation to understand the truth behind your brother’s death. Actually, your brother confessed to you, before he left the house, that he wanted to reach the Underground to resolve the mystery behind it. He was a very curious and smart person, you always called him Sherlock Holmes and he called you Dr. Watson and when the two of you where children, you always pretended to be detectives and your brother desired to become an investigator so he could not resist and he took the worst decision ever since he lost his life. Then, you could have imagined since this place was so dangerous and strange and it was hard to survive. You knew everything about the history of the Underground because you read so many books and your brother has influenced you. You explained it to Sans and he remained a little shocked and concerned about this story. You still knew everything but he murdered your brother so you should have killed him as well! Revenge was not your aim and you were not a criminal so you spared Sans’ life saying you missed your brother so much but nobody would have never given him back to you. Killing Sans was not a solution, it would have never brought your brother back to life so you did not want to be mad or rancorous for it. Sans thought you were weird and crazy but he respected your decision and he felt a strange feeling inside him since you spared him and you were not angry at him and he suggested you not to fight with Asgore that it was so dangerous and unfair. You did not know what to do because your mission was accomplished and you found out the truth about your dead brother. 

✞ The Edge of Lord ;

It was a shame you put yourself in this situation because you have already lost your brother and now you had to fight a crazy skeleton monster and Papyrus was not so merciful to leave you alone or in peace because your soul was so injured for your loss and he acted so harsh to you. He has never thought how his life could have changed without Sans and he was the one who always complained about him. Papyrus was too insensitive and egoist to understand your point of view so you decided not to talk about it to him because you recognized the kind of person he was. Papyrus was still your enemy, enemies could not be used as confidents, and you had not to tell about your weakness to anybody so you always acted cold and distant towards people. It was a good strategy and your pains were still too much to handle, you did not need any other problem.

You tried to fight against him the best you could even if you did not like fighting, you were so sad to attack somebody, and violence disgusted you so much.Actually, Papyrus knew your brother because he saw him several years ago since he came in the Underground for unknown reasons and he found himself to fight monsters with no choice. He had not killed your brother but he injured him so much during their battle, Papyrus brought your brother to Asgore and then the king killed him.During your match, Papyrus felt a weird feeling, it was like he already knew you but he was sure it was the first time he saw you. Then, he pondered about it and he decided to give his own thoughts voice so he spoke that you made him thinking about a person that he met so many years ago. It was a guy who came here in the Underground without a reason and Papyrus fought against him because it was his job. That boy was not so skilled and it was easy to defeat him, so Papyrus confessed the King put an end to his miserable life. Then, he told you that you looked like that person. In that instant, you realized the skeleton was talking about your brother and you became crazy starting to attack him blindly and you did not know what you were doing because your mind blacked out and you were very shocked. Since the situation got worst and you were so tired and destroyed you ran away hiding in the woods where you started crying full of desperation and sorrow and you did not care if somebody could have heard or attacked you, you were too sad and hopeless. This was the truth and it was terrible. 

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29?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

Nothing scares me sweetie. I am the one that should be feared

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I made one of my own and I love it.

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I got an alien!

OH MY GOOOOOD-!!!!! I LOVEEEEE HIMMMM I WANT ONE TOO 👽 👽 👽 👽 👽 👽

IT’S FABULOUS !1!1!!111!!!1! 

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How would Dipper,Navel,Ford and Stan support a gay friend?

{ With “Navel” do you mean Mabel? It’s a shame I don’t have so many asks of Gravity Falls ç__ç }

🌲 Dipper 🌲

He has never interrogated himself about his sexuality, but he is a social disaster in general so he will get embarrassed even with a girl –especially with his crush-. These are things a person understands with experiences and time, so he doesn’t think it’s a big deal. Dipper doesn’t find your sexual orientation as a problem, you are his best friend and he will support you every time and in every situation. You don’t have to be afraid to those stupid people who say you are wrong, they are the irrational ones, you are perfect the way you are. For this reason, he appreciates your courage because you are proud of yourself, so you should keep living without caring about the opinions of those persons with a mind as little as a louse. Yeah, homophobes are just like lice, persons too annoying to be considered as worthy of your attention and time.

🌠 Mabel 🌠

She thinks it’s cool and you are still special in every way. She doesn’t find the problem, too.Then, she is ready to fight by your side against all those closed-minded people that say you are wrong or sick, they are truly boring and stupid. They always say the same dumb things. Mabel will insult them using the funniest jokes and the prettiest insults, but they are not vulgar, you will laugh a lot with her so you will forget all your sadness. Mabel will do her best to make you happy because you are her stellar friend, you don’t deserve to suffer because of some stupid persons who can’t enjoy their own life. Yeah, they are just losers; you have to pity them because a person who is able to feel only the sentiment of hatred, it’s destined to live a life full of sadness and sorrow.

💵 Grunkle Stan 💵

Oh, well.Stan is not so good to help people because he is quite insensitive so he is afraid to say something wrong that could hurt you. Stan doesn’t think you have to be sad for this reason, you are who you are and you are so great and honest. Something he is not, he thinks. People only know how to bla bla bla. Nothing new. They have always been dumb so hold your head up high and just keep on the way.But, if some of those people would take advantage of you, if they act too violent with you, he is ready to kick their ass, because none has the right to mess with his friend. Stan can appear like an old man but he already remembers how to fight, he will feel like a young boy. Yes, he could call the police in this kind of situation but his relationship with the cops is not so bright. He will protect you anyway, it’s the only way he knows since he is not so good with words and pep talks.

🔭 Stanford Pines 🔭

Ford is quite confused and now he is very worried about the human race.He thought the humans, after all these years of scientific discoveries and experiments, have become smarter and evolved, but it seems all has been in vain if they are still so closed-minded and stupid. Humans are still like monkeys who throwing poop to each other. It’s such a shame.His methods are not violent like his brother’s since he is calmer and shyer and he will try to listen to all your problems and laments because you are his friend, you have been always by his side supporting him and he wants to do the same with you. Ford is very cold but he feels so comfortable with you and he can’t stand that some assholes treat you like shit. They are the regressed monkeys, not you. They should be ashamed to be part of the human race, you are so smart and talented. No reason to lose your time with them, just ignore them. They will feel more stupid when they realize their words are not effective on you. One day, they will be extinct, let the nature take its course because the natural selection doesn’t spare anyone. They will meet the same fate of the dodo and the giraffes with the short neck (at least, those animals were pretty).

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How would UF Papyrus react to an SO who is scared of cats?

{ Oh, god-!This is totally funny! Then, I added that quote because it’s so beautiful and it’s about cats, I recommend to read this short story because it’s so interesting and mysterious, especially if you love cats as well. }

❝ For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.❞

—  H. P. Lovecraft, “The Cats of Ulthar”.

🐈 The Edge Lord ;

Papyrus is such a cat maniac because he loves these animals so much.They are so elegant, sophisticated and noble in everything they do. Their moves are fluid like the water of a river. Cats, just like the river, mutes their form and attitudes because they are so voluble. So mysterious and unique in their freedom and pride. He respects so much these creatures, since they are just little tigers. Domestic tigers. Papyrus remains ecstatic whenever he sees them, because of their grace and strength. They are the perfect animals to him. Then, cats are so independent; they are hunters so he doesn’t need to take care of them constantly because they are able to feed themselves alone. Papyrus would like to have a real army of cats that follow his commands without any hesitation. That’s his hidden dream. When you explain to him your fear of cats, he truly doesn’t understand and he thinks you are joking. It’s totally nonsense. You are still his mate so it’s supposed you should be brave and fearless. He can’t accept you are afraid of something, yes he is too exaggerated but he just loves cats so he wanted you to love them as well. Such a shame! How could you be afraid of these marvellous creatures? You must face your fear because you can’t live with this problem forever. You remind him of Sans because even his brother hates cats so much that he would like to kill all of them. Yes, they are different in any ways. You can’t be like his brother, you should love cat or, at least, accept their existence. First, Papyrus wants to know the origin of your fear, if you had a trauma during your youth so it will be easier finding a solution. Then, you have to stay in the same room with a cat, you don’t have to touch them, it’s ok if you see them from distance. Until you will be able to caress a cat and consider it like your friend. It may take a lot of time but Papyrus can be patient when he wants, since you are his mate he can help you and stay by your side to fight this problem. That’s the real surprise.Yes, you will have the possibility to spend so much time with Papyrus, and he is not always available, someway the relationship with him will become stronger and all of this thanks to the animals you hate so much. Life is ironic, isn’t it?

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How would Dipper,Mabel,Stan,and Ford react to someone having a huge crush on them?

{ Uhhh, the Pines in love~ ❤️ }

📕  Dipper ;

He is not exactly a playboy and we allknow that. Dipper is so insecure and shy especially with girls, even if this characteristiccan makes him appear cute and sympathetic. He blushes and stutters very muchwhen he is in front of his crush, saying stupid things that he could regret. Heshould be himself without caring about his appearance or insecurities. Dipperneeds spending a lot of time with a person before he can speak with them freer and careless so he becomes more talkative and confident just like his sister. Heis afraid to appear too childish or inadequate compared to other people.Actually, he is more mature than other boys of his same age, so his crush willbe surprise of it. He is just a social disaster, you have to give him theproper time before he opened to you, discovering the curious and smart guy heis.

🎀 Mabel ;

It’s difficult to define when her crushis something serious or not since she develops crushes on everyone easily. You couldbe the next one person she takes a crush on, and you have spoken with Mabelonly one time. She is still organizing your marriage and deciding the name ofyour children. 

She is a sociable animal so she has no problems talking and jokingwith her crush, she’s friendly and confidence the most of time. There aremoments when Mabel is sad, she tends having a sort of inferiority complex towardsDipper because he is intelligent and acute, while Dipper has the same complextowards her because Mabel is sociable and cheerful. They compensate each other,someway.

When Mabel is in the presence to hercrush she is so excited and happy, she tries to get their attention in anyway,proposing any kind of activities doing together. She becomes obsessed; conqueringcrush’s heart is her mission of the existence. The majority of her crushes arenot true love, she remains a little girl who can’t recognize the “true love”,she has to do experiences and living a little more.

💰 Grunkle Stan ;

He is what you could call a playboy,since he acts smooth trying to be cool despite his age (he is not a young boy,anymore).

Actually, his true love is only one: thebig money. It’s rare he fell in love with someone, unless there is some kind ofprofit and he can take advantage of the situation, if he finds a billion-dollarheiress so much better.

With a woman, he will try to act as a gentleman,if it wasn’t for his greed. For example, when it comes the bill to pay, he willmagically vanish somewhere. Or, if he feels truly gentle, he can payhis own bill, but you have to pay yours (you will find out this thing at thevery last moment, so you could have order a less expansive dinner).

🔬 Stanford Pines ;

He was just like Dipper when he was ayoung boy, maybe more timid and insecure because of his six fingers. Then, hewas a nerd and a science-fan… What kind of girls could ever being interested tohim? He did not care much about romance because science was his true love. Ifyou are scientist maybe it could be easier to have his attention.

Actually, he is a very sweet andgenerous person; maybe he overworks too much because he spends a lot of time inhis lab in the basement. It seems he doesn’t care about his crush, trying toforget them because it’s not a priority. Then, he doesn’t want his crush beingin troubles because of him. It would be a catastrophe if Bill Cipher would find  their existence out, trying to make a deal with them. Ford would never forgive himselffor something like that, so he prefers ignore them for their own good. You haveto be the one standing by his side convincing him you are not afraid of Cipherand his tricks. The hard job falls to you.