[ Ask for GREEN ] Hi, err- what's all that stuff going on there? Everything good? (🍃)
The shuffle and scuffle continues as Uncle Addy lifts the phone back to his... ear?
"I-I-Im so sorry about that-"
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He's puzzled for a moment, gathering his wits. "OH, oh that's just the children. It's never dull around here, a-and never, NEVER is it unwelcoming. I-I'm sure about that," he pleads. Seems this man can never catch his breath.
"We are running out of spare rooms though... too many orphans are still all alone out there, and it breaks my heart..."
The screaming returns.
"L-Cee noooo! Put the bottle down! Put. The bottle. Do-" he's cut off by another child.
"TAKE IT OUTSIDE, L!!" they cheer.
"Shush! I-if you lose it outside, we won't have any shampoo left for our hair. You don't wanna lose your hair, do you?" As threatening as a statement like that should be, he never so much as condescends them.
"...no," the child bemoans.
"Good, now go and get your little boop troop ^^ we need to clean up before lunch," he states, assuredly. A glimmer of pride in the wet towel of a man, quickly snuffed by the sound of a dodgeball.
"GHHKS-"
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