callout post for my dumb goober boyfriend: • steals my snacks from the fridge and doesn't even bring me one too • shoves my pillow mountain down between my bed and the wall every single time he comes over without fail • won't get out of bed when he sleeps over • tries to act cute about not getting out of bed and makes himself late to class and then blames me • invades my house and sleeps over for a week straight making it too uncomfortable and quiet to sleep alone so I stay up till 3am tossing and turning • won't stop frickin asking me to cook with him










