#character || caleb

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a modern au

caleb: *eating corn chips*

thomas: what are you eating?

caleb: triangles

thomas: can I eat some triangles too?

caleb: of course. now, sometimes these have got a side-effect of makin' yew scream /real/ loud. yew sure yew wanna risk it?

thomas: i'm not scared.

caleb, handing over the chips: good. yew eat those, then go an' show yer dad yer new superpower, okay?

thomas: yeah!

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Ben: *at his desk, working*

Caleb: Yew need a hobby

Ben, w/o looking up: I have a hobby

Caleb: Being stressed out is not a hobby

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Ben: this mission will be difficult but fortunately we all seem to have a knack for espionage

Anna: ha

Caleb: haha

Anna: ha ha

Caleb: haha

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deleted scene from s1e5 epiphany

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Scott: Tallmadge! You obviously went behind my back to establish a spy network!

Ben: owo I,

Caleb, in a whisper: play dumb!

Ben: Who's Tallmadge?

Caleb: Not That Dumb!

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Arnold: *addresses Ben as 'Benjamin'*

Ben: Caleb? What's the matter?

Caleb: Shhhh quiet Benny I'm planning a murder.

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Ben: *having an emotional lockdown* :(

Caleb: Hey Tallboy it's alright, you know what SAD is just one letter'n backwards away from?

Caleb, performing the accompanying motion: DAB

Ben:

Ben: >:(