i'm back? kind of..
omg where have I been, you ask?
well.
my phone got stolen.
my favorite picture of my boyfriend and I was on the back of that phone.
and then, because apparently I was not suffering enough for the narrative, the thief decided to become a minor antagonist in a coming-of-age film and made me think my phone had been found.
how?
he put the location directly at the police station.
the POLICE STATION.
so there I am, briefly restoring my faith in humanity. thinking wow. maybe someone turned it in. maybe the universe is healing.
no ❤️
the phone then proceeded to leave the police station and go on a little adventure around town before ending up in a park.
somewhere out there is a man who stole my phone and also committed to a bit.
tumblr user experiencing character development against her will.
