What is your name?
“Damian Atkins.”
Do you know why you were named that?
“My identity had to be re-established as a refugee. Damian Atkins is a modification of my birth name, Demyan Utkin.”
Single or taken?
“I am single.”
Stop being a Mary Sue!
“I am only acting appropriately.”
What’s your eye color?
“Blue, but they can appear green at times.”
How about hair color?
“Light brown. I think the phrase dirty blond applies to it.”
Have you any family members?
“...no.”
Oh, how about pets?
"A pet, yes. My cat Bella.”
Now tell me something you don’t like.
“I do not like...selfishness. The kind that makes you ignore the needs of everybody else.”
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“I do not have notabele hobbies. I prefer to work overtime if I have time to spare.”
Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
“I...yes.”
Ever … killed anyone before?
“......in the war.”
What kind of animal are you?
“Do you mean what my spirit animal is? I am not sure. I think...perhaps an owl.”
Name your worst weaknesses?
“I suppose I do not look after myself well.”
Do you look up to anyone at all?
“Yes. I have a mentor in Ireland who taught me well, as well as other people I have met in my lifetime who are no longer with us. I also look up to a few historical figures I never had the privilege of meeting.”
Are you straight, gay or bisexual?
“I think the correct word to describe me would be pansexual.”
Do you go to school?
“I do not.”
Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
“I would like to marry, but kids are... No, that would be a bad idea. My situation would be unfair to them.”
Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
“I do not believe I do, no.”
What are you most afraid of?
“Another genocide...but that is already taking place somewhere, isn’t it?”
What do you usually wear?
“Sweater vests and khakis.”
What’s one food that tempts you?
“Other than blood, you mean? Nothing, really.”
Am I annoying you?
“No, of course, not!”
Well, it’s not over!
“Sure, please go on.”
What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
“Middle class.”
How many friends do you have?
“Perhaps two or three, but only if you count those I barely contact anymore. They are back in Ireland, all of them.”
What are your thoughts on pie?
“It smells nice.”
Favorite drink?
“Am I...allowed to answer blood?”
What’s your favorite place?
“An office.”
Are you interested in anyone?
“I am not.”
That was a stupid question…
“Why?”
Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
“A lake would be more peaceful. And perhaps more private.”
What’s your type?
“I am not sure. I like helpful people, those who look beyond themselves.”
Any fetishes?
“None that I know of.”
Seme or Uke?
“Pardon me. I do not know what either word means.”
Camping or indoors?
“I have nobody to camp with, and even if I did... Indoors.”
Who asked me to interview you?
“Eros from @mythvoiced. He did not ask for me particularly, but I picked it up.”
Who would you like to send me to?
“I am sure Chris from @itsagentzero would have interesting answers for you. I would also recommend Sancti from @deamonical and Tabitha from @evcrkill solely because they are riveting people, but they are rather private and will be evasive, so please do not poke and prod them.”