Which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator?
The childhood best friend who’s been in love with the main character their whole life. You’re a loyal person to the core, and probably a hopeless romantic as well. You’re full of love for those you care about, and that’s both your biggest strength and weakness. You would do anything for them, even if it means hurting your own feelings. You will hide all your pain and your needs as longs as that means the rest gets to be happy. You biggest struggle is to clearly communicate your feelings, and you’ll always try to avoid those conversations or pretend everything is fine (when it isn’t). Remember you deserve to receive the same love you give.
You are Patroclus, son of Opuntian King Menoetius and Queen Philomela, raised by Phthian King Peleus as companion to his godlike son Achilles. You will die in your lover’s place, selfless even in death, to the swift spear of Prince Hector Priamides of Troy. You are not a fighter, certainly not with your glorious lover in the picture, but to call you weak would be to neglect the palpable strength of your character, the gentle nobility that guides your every action. Gut wounds are a slow killer, great-hearted hero: will you think of Achilles, when the time comes? Will you love him still?
[ love as the sole object of your reverence--nothing about you is holy, but maybe your love for another is ] when sappho said "in the crooks of your body i find my religion" and when the cast of les mis sang "to love another person is to see the face of God" and when halsey said "i found God, i found him in a lover" and when katherine philips wrote "to the dull angry world let's prove there's a religion in our love"
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am I doing this for all the primary muses? yes i am. pick your fighter my dudes:
Classic Romantic
You are a classical hopeless romantic. Whenever you even think about brushing hands with your crush you feel lightheaded. You probably fall in love easily, but that’s the point of life, right? To love? You have BIG FEELINGS over the “hand flex” scene from "Pride and Prejudice." It’s about the yearning! Handwritten letters, sentimental gifts, and professions of love in the rain are the way to your heart. You want someone to sweep you off your feet figuratively (maybe even literally) and you deserve nothing less, my dear.
Fairytale Romantic
You are a fairytale hopeless romantic. It’s fair to say you’ve probably seen/read a lot of princess movies/books. Who doesn’t dream of finding their prince/princess one day? You long for someone who will love you so much that they will fight even the toughest of dragons for your affections. But you want your hero to be gentle with you and maybe even a romantic themself. The way to your heart is through singing and/or dancing, cute pet names, and delicious food. I’m no fairy godmother, but I believe you will find your true love one day, darling.
In Denial Romantic
You are in denial about being a hopeless romantic. You probably don’t want to admit that you spend too much time daydreaming and watching romantic movies, and I don't blame you. At the surface, you think love is deeper than just romance — and you’re right — but deep down you can't help but melt inside when you think of your crush gently caressing your cheek. Words like “tender,” “adoring,” and “bewitched” probably give you butterflies in your stomach. The way to your heart is through texts that begin with “this made me think of you,” cooking together, and sharing secret kisses when you think no one is looking. Don’t worry your secret is safe with me, love.
Daydreamer Romantic
You are a daydreamer hopeless romantic. You can spend hours in your head dreaming about doing everything and anything with your crush. One minute you’re eating cereal, and the next minute you notice that you’ve been daydreaming for so long that your cereal is soggy. You may be hesitant to make the first move and always seem to fall for people you see often but never actually speak to, like classmates or coworkers. The way to your heart is through spontaneous outings, handholding down quiet city streets, and kisses out of the blue. One day your dreams will come true, sweetheart.
You’ve always been in the shadow of someone else and it’s something you know you’ll never be able to escape. You feel like you’ll never manage to live up to the person you’re supposed to be and nothing you do is going to be good enough - it’s just good enough to scrap by. The harder you try, the harder you fall, and you’ve fallen from the pantheon, darling. You’re lost in knowing where to go when you aren’t trying to be better than something, prove that you’re worth it; it’s become an obsession much in the same way bracelets become. Pieces you wear like armor in public to hide how you’re adrift in a world that didn’t wait for you.
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