Girl who has a crush on me: How was your trip?
Me: Good. Kinda tiring. Unrelated, btw did you know you're cute?
Girl who has a crush on me: *sends me a six minute long audio note*
She must like me a lot, I feel I got my own personal podcast.
A different girl sent me a crush request on Fetlife too. My charisma roles are hitting hard towards women recently for some reason. But where are the booooooys, I need MASCULINITY in my life.














