#charliefbry

[verybeccaberryy]

Finished reading Paper Towns by John Green.

Only one person came to mind.

[thepuckwagon]

Text: Nope you're not clearly right. No, it's more reason to kill you first. I don't make fun of things that are badass, I love them. You might? Am I getting through to your brain through that Mohawk? You'd look.. Better. Just saying.

text: I definitely am, just like always. You do too, 'cause there's nothing more badass than my 'hawk. Well now that you're getting all cocky about it... but yeah, maybe. Better than I already do? That's not even possible. 

[thepuckwagon]

Text: Nope, not really. Yes way. Because you're you? My look was pink hair. You should try mixing it up a bit. And I'll be powerless because your hair is all I make fun of anyway. Think about it.

text: Always arguing with me when I'm clearly right. That is more reason to keep me alive. You only make fun of my hair because it is so badass, but I might.

[thepuckwagon]

Text: So sane. And when she doesn't, I'll laugh. She would probably kill you first though. Possible. How about growing it out?

text: You're really not. No way. Why would I get killed first? I don't know. This has been my look. It's like my signature.

[thepuckwagon]

Text: Of course. Arthur is my babe. She won't. She can't even pinch me. No I don't know what you mean. Okay, I could just get you stoned enough to convince you that cutting your hair is a good idea :)

text: So crazy. When she pinches you and then murders you, I'm going to laugh. Well I will unless she's killed me first. Impossible. That will never be a good idea.

[thepuckwagon]

Text: It's your cat by association! That is kinda scary but I do that with Arthur. She can't kill me. I'd haunt her and she knows it. How could you wake up dead? I'm gonna donate your hawk to charity. Easy. Let's just be stoned.

text: Of course you do. I bet you do even when you aren't high. Oh she can and she will. You know what I mean. ...I like that idea. The stoned part, not getting rid of my amazing hair.

[thepuckwagon]

Text: Blame that cat of yours! Text: Psh I'm too cool to die. Text: I'm totally safe though. I mean, she'd never hurt me because she'd feel it. Text: And cause bacon.

text: I don't have a cat, your sister does. They probably talk telepathically like Dr. Doolittle and it'll rat us out.text: Psh, she could kill you quick and painlessly. You could just wake up dead.text: I'm going to donate all your bacon to the homeless.text: I think we should play dumb. 

[thepuckwagon]

Text: Yeah that's true. I hope not because she's been quiet.. Too quiet. What do you think she'd do to us? Cook and not share?

text: Murder is what she'll do. Maybe if we say someone broke in.text: What if we blame an animaltext: Let's convince her she lost ittext: I'm too good looking to die