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[volvamonosloquisimos]

Vale, pero ¿y si la vida me da pepinillos?

Segunda tumba, a la izquierda.

[danceongallifrey]

“Make it quick," I said when I picked up. "Okay. Two men from the FBI are here." Cookie said. Quickly. Crap. "Men in black are at the office?" "Well, yes, but they're actually in more of a navy." Crapola. I so don't have time for men. In any color. "Okay, two questions. Do they look mad, and are they hot?" After a long, long, pause, Cookie said, "One, not really. Two, no comment at this time. And three, you're on speakerphone." After another long, long pause, I said, "Okie dokie then. Be there in a jiff.”

Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

Favorite contemporary book series EVER.