Siren
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Prolly have them dance about naked in public with a pie on their heads or some shit, maybe a tower of pies. Gather up some of those bulge tassels an glue 'em all over they body an keep an eye on them an make sure nobody does up an hurt them. Ain't gonna let some naked fucker get taken advantage of when I'm tryin to make somethin ultimately hilarious.
This is something I'd do to somebody I dislike for non-sexual purposes, I ain't an asshole.













