#chasm crossing

[fishareglorious]

Tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

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Who’s talking

The fucking MUSHROOM???? That one over there???!?!!?

lmao ok I like you

I suppose Xamaran’s somewhat of a mouthful. Leave it to Paimon to give sentient fungi nicknames

Know me as myself or know me through my sibling?

My eyes are burning

Reject humanity (or whatever tf Paimon & the Traveler is), return to mushroom

That... mental image is terrifying. Thanks, Xamaran!

ooh are you Katarina?

Oh yeah that’s her alright

Sure i’ll see you in... a month. I keep leaving quests and forgetting them I’m sorry Katarina

Zhiqiong ma’am we might knock you out and drag you back to the surface if u keep throwing your health away

I have no idea how to steer someone away who’s dead-set on endangering themselves

Paimon I’m gonna give you all 187 of my sweet madames. Throw in some of my golden shrimp ball too why not. Actually, have all of my food.

Skyfrost Nail, part 2! I’ve helped people with that damn quest so many times I can probably do it with my eyes closed (lie. I tried to walk with my eyes closed once and flung rosaria off a cliff for some reason. I don’t know how I did that)

The ruin worm or whatever it’s called

Yeah hello ruin worm

You don’t scare me! I know how to use a lumenstone now! (it took me halfway in the quest to figure out what the lumenstone does. I may be an idiot)

YELAN?? 

YELAN!!!!!

hi hi hi hi hi hi ma’am thank you for landing the killing blow on the giant worm (definitely not looking at ur boob mole)

Misread “shoom” as “shroom” and wondered if Paimon inhaled too much mushroom spores

Good good good. If I could I would’ve offered you some soup but unfortunately I cannot give npcs random things unprompted

Imagining Keqing reading a report that says:

“Traveler walked through a pile of black mud even though they could’ve easily removed the source with their lumenstone.” 

“Traveler leaped off a scaffold and broke all their bones.” 

“Traveler climbed up a wall while fighting Fatui and stayed there for 15 seconds.”

“Traveler sighted with Secretary Ganyu (Wasn’t she working in the Pavilion an hour ago?) taking images of her aiming at a giant glowing mushroom. Said mushroom can talk.”

Aye we encounter the female treasure hoarder again! Hello there I need to beat yo ass.

And the hammer guy’s here! I think that’s all of the lantern rite treasure hoarders

Welp fighting the those treasure hoarders lead me to getting the last piece of the millelith offerings, and now i’ve finished the millenial mountains (?) quest.

[fishareglorious]

Motherfucker unlimited

What is this? An oil spill??

What’s that

Christ the Chasm is huge

Uhh... I don’t think this is oil anymore

I was too stunned when Yelan leaped into view, so I did not get to take a proper photo of her besides her well... leg. 

Have at it.

Oooh so this is the new Onix boss thing

Hello mister Ruin Serpent I’m gonna fight you even if it’s the last thing I do

Note here: I have no idea what it’s attack patterns are so someone’s probably gonna die here

Aww yeah. No one died, but Yanfei and Rosaria were pretty close to death

Miss Zhiqiong why are you coughing? Please don’t pull a Teppei on me

Oh yeah why are they keeping birds in cages? Is it like canaries in mines kind of thing?

Oh my fucking god is it Klee and Kaeya???? lmaooooooooo

Klee’s a good kid, but she’s probably make a bit more damage with this excavation thingy

Miss Jinwu i won’t you

I don’t know why the game’s making me take pictures of fossils, but it’s kinda fun seeing these

Christ they’re on each other’s throats calm down you two. Zhiqiong did a treasure hoarder murder your entire family or something??

Traveler and Paimon look done lol

Traveler’s responses are quality material that i’ll tell you

I spent a good minute trying to aim for the weasel in the distance 

Oh zamn this area’s real pretty

First time fighting these husk dudes

What did I do to you???

girl are u alright?????

Zhiqiong this mindset will be the end of you. Do not fucking die I swear to god I’m too attached to you

There’s a a lot of deep holes in the Chasm come to think of it

Oooh trilobite

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There is a talking mushroom in the Chasm.

What.

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Instead of the Traveler fighting him I’m just imagining they’re whacking him like an angry mom

Tang Wuchou you gon’ die

Crying I really am giving him an egg because he’s probably gullible enough to think it’s an actual gem

What

Traveler’s response asdfghjkl;hf

Well, I do want mora but I don’t think 100000000 mora is ‘short’ or anything. I know where my sibling is but I don’t know what the hell they’re doing so why not help you out. 

Zhiqiong I wanna shake you around like a chew toy 

Na gigigil ako sayo (affectionate)

Here is how we get an appearance from one of the Qixi- [gets shot]

D’aww she doodled herself on the map

I HAVE YANFEI IN MY PARTY, I HAVE A LAWYER TO REPRESENT ME

“We will be reunited” quest but it’s a decade later and the Abyss Twin has to bail us out of jail

Paimon lmaooooooo

Do you mean Azhdaha or am I getting my lore wrong

Aww yeah Chasm underground we go!!!!!

Oh fuck he’s mad please don’t arrest us

I was wondering why there was a bard in the Chasm

My apologies, Taliesin. Paimon’s dialogue about normal stuff is really just funny to me

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH BABYYYY

wait wait wait

HELLO???

BABY BOY BUG

Jinwu mom behavior

THE BABY THE WORLD MY GOD I AM BLESSED

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Oooh this was the location I saw on the trailer

Little guys???!?! The fungi boys?!?!! I don’t wanna fight them :(

Fishing Impact, now with Paimon’s voice having an echo effect as she yells at your ears

I’m gonna die I have to walk this rope to get that blue agate??

Was very surprised coming across this group of fatui

My condolences for your entire company

Foreshadowing mayhaps?

Uncle He?

Oh god I think he went off the deep end if he still isn’t dead

Yeah he’s alive but at what cost

Paimon NO. You’ve gotten your share of magic matsutakes in Razor’s story quest we don’t need you losing it to eating mushroom meat

I’m somewhat figured that out before Khedive said it, but that image... eugh.

Uncle He please don’t go running off for mushroom meat 

who r u guys. I don’t wanna fight dammit I don’t know your attack patterns I’ve never fought you

wait lmao at this view they look like they’re holding hands

Zhiqiong my girl my lass my adventurer with respiratory issues I’m comgingn

her her her her her her

How are you, are you feeling better?

Oh no :(

You’ve made them both sad :(((

zhiqiong.

Zhiqiong.

LISTEN TO THE RESEARCHER PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Where did she go....

I can only hope she went home. Eh, probably not. She’s quite stubborn.

[ilkyrapractice]

A WIP of these duos. I miss their story. It definitely had my passion in it as I shift from drawing KIN characters to these two. There is definitely something special and fun for me about these guys.

As I’m getting back to writing their story, I’m going back to how the story originally was before the story got tampered with and edited to fit a short series. There were many concepts that got abandoned and dropped due to length. Even the main original plot got altered to fit a less complex story. Since I no longer will worry about animating these guys and turning Chasm Crossing into a comic, I can return to what their story was actually. A story of misfits, companionship, epic battles, and heartache.

[ilkyrapractice]

I’m counting this as practice though it wasn’t an hour...

They’re singing “Love is an open door” before getting interrupted.

2-7-2016