The fucking MUSHROOM???? That one over there???!?!!?
lmao ok I like you
I suppose Xamaran’s somewhat of a mouthful. Leave it to Paimon to give sentient fungi nicknames
Know me as myself or know me through my sibling?
My eyes are burning
Reject humanity (or whatever tf Paimon & the Traveler is), return to mushroom
That... mental image is terrifying. Thanks, Xamaran!
ooh are you Katarina?
Oh yeah that’s her alright
Sure i’ll see you in... a month. I keep leaving quests and forgetting them I’m sorry Katarina
Zhiqiong ma’am we might knock you out and drag you back to the surface if u keep throwing your health away
I have no idea how to steer someone away who’s dead-set on endangering themselves
Paimon I’m gonna give you all 187 of my sweet madames. Throw in some of my golden shrimp ball too why not. Actually, have all of my food.
Skyfrost Nail, part 2! I’ve helped people with that damn quest so many times I can probably do it with my eyes closed (lie. I tried to walk with my eyes closed once and flung rosaria off a cliff for some reason. I don’t know how I did that)
The ruin worm or whatever it’s called
Yeah hello ruin worm
You don’t scare me! I know how to use a lumenstone now! (it took me halfway in the quest to figure out what the lumenstone does. I may be an idiot)
YELAN??
YELAN!!!!!
hi hi hi hi hi hi ma’am thank you for landing the killing blow on the giant worm (definitely not looking at ur boob mole)
Misread “shoom” as “shroom” and wondered if Paimon inhaled too much mushroom spores
Good good good. If I could I would’ve offered you some soup but unfortunately I cannot give npcs random things unprompted
Imagining Keqing reading a report that says:
“Traveler walked through a pile of black mud even though they could’ve easily removed the source with their lumenstone.”
“Traveler leaped off a scaffold and broke all their bones.”
“Traveler climbed up a wall while fighting Fatui and stayed there for 15 seconds.”
“Traveler sighted with Secretary Ganyu (Wasn’t she working in the Pavilion an hour ago?) taking images of her aiming at a giant glowing mushroom. Said mushroom can talk.”
Aye we encounter the female treasure hoarder again! Hello there I need to beat yo ass.
And the hammer guy’s here! I think that’s all of the lantern rite treasure hoarders
Welp fighting the those treasure hoarders lead me to getting the last piece of the millelith offerings, and now i’ve finished the millenial mountains (?) quest.
