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Camp Camp characters as things my friends have said: Theatre Class Edition

Max: go fiddley-foodly-fuck yourself.

Neil: calm and collected... Calm and collected... (Voice cracks) sHit-

Nikki: I'll be the dog in this hell of a family

Preston: (falls onto the stage) home sweet home

Harrison: welcome to Preston's theatre class. don't be late, be Preston.

Nerris: if i can't wizard my way through this then i cant do it at all.

Ered: bold of you to assume I know my lines

Nurf: I swear if you dont Stfu ill close this curtain on your ass

Space Kid: fall on the ground and beg, you impudent Elon Musk employee.

Dolph: I'm the lord of German Peter Griffin voice impressions.

David: let me tell you... I have NO clue how to do this.

Gwen: where is my script? Did Nikki eat it again i stg.

Daniel: FIND MY SODA WE CANT LEAVE IT IT WILL MAKE THE STAGE- (inhales) STICKYYYY-

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Camp Camp as Things My Friends Have Said: Part 0 (i can't count lmao)

Max: life is a fucking lie. Yeet that baby and see what Jesus brings you. Do it or perish.

Neil: (pours maple syrup down throat) it's my new medicine, bottled diabetes.

Nikki: If you don't watch Spider-Man I don't be your friend. Wait. I said that bad. Wait. No.

Preston: IM the theatre mom now, bitch.

Harrison: dude stop talking about pulling shit out of tophats my mom could hear

Nerris: Abracadabra! You're gay!

Ered: (bad pirate voice) booty booty booty booty sailin' everywhere.

Nurf: if brains can't beat it, brute force can, (proceeds to punch a hole in math homework)

Space Kid: you ever think about how stars are Batman's parents. They actually explode and then give birth

Dolph: excUse me, I do not want to hear you talking to my BOY! (walks away with a moth in his hands)

David: Avacados are good for you, friend! Wipe your tears with this green friend!

Gwen: if i hear another fortnite dance in this damn house I'm quitting. I'm y'all mom and I'm quitting. None

Daniel: (throws milk carton at Max) CEASE

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David: okay, we are going to watch this video about the French Revolution.

(An actor dressed as a rebel gets shot and falls off of a horse)

Max, whispering: wasted

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Neil: Ugh, my Dad just smeared aloe all over my face.

Max: Mood.

Neil: Wh.. Who is you in that situation?

Max: the aloe

(Based off of this)

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Max: Eat DIRT!

Preston: What?

Max: AND T I D D Y!

Preston: Max you are gay

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Nikki: Are you on drugs?

Max: Yeah. (Turns to Neil)

Max: You want some drugs?

Neil: My mommy said to say no to drugs...

Max: It's just coffee.

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Soulmate Writing AU Ft. Nesnik

Nikki, writing on her wrist to see if it works: Hey uh if youre out there that means you are a pretty lady.

Nerris, writing back: *you're

Nikki irl: (faints)

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My nam is davy,,

and my har go pewf

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David and his sad floof