The Time-Turner Tales of Petyr Baelish
Littlefinger: *takes out the Time-Turner he stole from Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry*
Littlefinger: Time-Turner, take me to the past!
Time-Turner: *whisks him back to Winterfell right after the Battle of the Bastards*
Northern Lords: The King in the North!
Sansa: *glares at Littlefinger and stands up*
Sansa: The King in the North!
Littlefinger: NO! *shakes Time-Turner* Time-Turner, take me to the present!
Time-Turner: *takes him to the godswood at Winterfell some time during Season 7*
Bran: Sansa, do you take this man?
Sansa: *grins* I take this man.
Jon: *puts new cloak on Sansa*
Jon and Sansa: *kiss each other senseless*
Littlefinger: CURSES *shakes Time-Turner: Time-Turner, take me to the future!
Time-Turner: *beams him to Sansa's chambers at an indeterminate time in the future*
Littlefinger: *sees Jon and Sansa on the bed enthusiastically conceiving the next Stark heir*
Littlefinger: MY EYES *drops Time-Turner and dies of a heart attack brought on by jealous rage*
Time-Turner: *flips one more time, beaming Littlefinger back to the crypts at the beginning of Season 7*
Sansa: Jon, you didn't have to choke him *that* hard...









