#chat mj

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I Saw Uncle Stevie Kissing Oliver..(Samara/Mercedes)

Sammie: And the Melody said that Auntie Lauren said a rude cuss word cos Uncle Artie stuck his tongue in Auntie Quinn's mouth in front of her..*confused* I don't think its a very hygienic way to brush teeth..Uncle Stevie told me that's why he stuck his tongue in Oliver's mouth when I jumped out to scare them in the hallway.. Is that why Daddy sticks his tongue in your mouth? Auntie Tana said he puts his tongue someplace else..then she called him Freak McNasty. I didn't know that Daddy had two other names..Does that make me Sammie McNasty?

[rebel-without-a-cause-stevie]

Abandon All Hope-Double Trouble/Mary Evans

Stevie: *wrings his hands* I don't know what's worse..Mom coming here, or being snatched bald when Mercedes and Sam come back..

Sammie:*frowns* Auntie Tana told Auntie Lo her snatch is always bald..Do you think Auntie Tana's snatch is cold? Do you know, Miss Foster says it's rude to snatch. Maybe I should tell Auntie Tana that.

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The Prodigal Sister

Sam: *walking into the kitchen, t-shirt on backwards hastily buttoning his jeans* What the hell Stacey? Is this why you ran away from home? You're pregnant?!

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The Same Boy You've Always Known-Samcedes

Sam: *sits next to the bed, stroking the hair back off her face gently and holding her hand. He raises it to his lips and places a soft kiss to the back of her hand*

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Double Trouble Reloaded

Sam: *frowns at Mercedes* We can't ask Santana, you're crazy! The last time she babysat she told Sammie that she was created by me putting my 'hotdog' into your 'bun’ I can never look at hotdogs the same way now!

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From The Mouths Of Babes-Sammie/Missy

Sammie:*runs up the stairs in her grandparents house in tears*

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I'm Not Going-Call Samcedes/Stevie

Sam:*shouts after Mercedes* The hell we're going separately, THE HELL! You're coming with me Cedes, and we're gonna talk about this fucked up situation..*frowns as he hears her pick up the phone and speak to his brother*

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Miles From Home-Sammie/Stevie

Sammie:*trudging through snow with Daredevil trotting alongside* Uncle Stevie? I can't walk any more..My toes are frozen and my legs are too tired..*starts to sniffle* I just want to go home..