#chat nadia

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@humanmoodring​

[pm] Thanks. I mean, hey, it wasn't so bad, and I've been catching up on a lot of sleep the last few days. Win some, lose some, right?

[pm] I will have to trust your word on that. Shame you had to lose in order to win.

I’m glad you’re back, I missed our conversations. Excuse the sappiness but I missed you.

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humanmoodring a réagi à votre billet : [pm] So, blowing up the mime restaurant was fun,...

[pm] I agree. Though, in my defense, didn’t think those were going to happen. Like, definitely shouldn’t have happened. Mime spiders were not what I was told about.

[pm] If you had known about the spiders and did not tell us, I think I would have thrown you into that damn fire.

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humanmoodring a réagi à votre billet : What’s the most embarrassing story from your...

Damn. Parents kind of suck sometimes, right?

Sometimes ?

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humanmoodring a réagi à votre billet “[pm] Listen, so I don't approve of murder, right? But mimes. On a...”

[pm] Joke's on you, Alain, my birthday has already passed with no one the wiser. Save your bone banner for another time. And you're right. You're fucking right. They're from hell, and they're the worst. And, yeah, no, there might be a mime curse. There's definitely a demon mime in the sewers like that thing from IT.

[pm] Shit. When was it ?

So there’s an overlord Pennywise (but in mime form. We could call it Silentwise) like creature controlling all the other mimes ?

Hell would mean that they are demons and we already know how to beat them. That sounds nice. I would like that.

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[pm] [del: Evelyn told me to] [del: Kaden said that] [del: And then Regan screamed and] Are you okay?

[pm] Nope.

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[pm] Listen, so I don't approve of murder, right? But mimes. On a scale from 1 to Satan, how bad do you think they are? Because... I'm beginning to wonder... if they have consciences or cognitive thinking capabilities. Especially if they cause cursed.

[pm] You don’t approve of murders? Damn, I had been making a banner out of human bones for your birthday. Well, this is going in the trash.

Satan is scared of mimes. And he should be.

... Absolutely not. Mimes are rotten inside. I’m sure if you open one up, it smells like Paris Sewers meets Marseille’s fish market, Bouillabaisse pours out of the thing. Nothing will grow ever again 1 mile around this.

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[pm] Hi I'm sorry if I've been acting oddly for, like, months. I haven't been myself

[pm] Or so I’ve heard. I’m so sorry you had to go through this. It’s good to have you back.

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[pm] So, blowing up the mime restaurant was fun, right? I mean, I'm a little disappointed you didn't do a super cheesy French accent, but I think the spiders had you covered.

[pm] Rain-check on the accent, maybe when we do something with no 8 legged mimes allowed.