Well I can tell you that my hypothetical diary always has time for a little newb handling. Maybe the hypothetical newb could come to work just before we open one night and have a good look around before the place starts filling up. Hypothetically of course.
No kidding?! Seriously, that would be wonderful, if you don't mind. I mean..um..hypothetically, of course. Completely hypothetically.
You know, they said you were nice, but that's not an offer most people would make.







