#check mate.

[redshcdes-archived]

“Everyone wants to call me a wriggler for playing with my scalemates, yet a majority of you nerds are wearing your silly bright colored pajamas still-”

[fontjoke]

It has been several months since Roxy and I have moved into this safehouse and I have closed and bolted the door to keep the juggalos from coming for my life, which in itself is a sentence aptly describing where my life is headed. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I am in that stage now where I will put on a full face of makeup, but no clothes.

[ofironloyalty]

❝ if you will think about it, even in fairy tales, the mistress of all evil is a mage and the savior wields a sword.  ❞

[starsappho]

you know that feeling when you're gay yeah.

[scp-3466-remade]

Everyone is always arguing on whether the Jacket in Payday 2 is the same Jacket from Hotline Miami or not, with many theories about him being tossed around. But I see your out-of-character “Jacket survived and now he’s like 60 and going on a killing rampage with a bunch of randos for money” and raise you “the Hotline Miami franchise exists in the Payday universe, and Jacket is just a cosplayer gone rogue.”

[thecourtofjester]

I do love that everyone gives ming yi a slutty little waist and then he xuan loses all semblance of that 😭

[biogist]

can't a guy walk any more. :/

[scp-3466-remade]

How long do you stare at yourself in the mirror Scout?

Better Question: How long do all the chicks I pass by stare at me?