Dear Clients: the Rantings of a Crazy Dog Lady
So, I am going to start a segment called "Dear Clients". I work in the legal field (not as an attorney, so no questions about your momma's divorce or cousin T-Boy's arrest, please!) and since I work with the public every day, there are several times when I speak with someone that I'm amazed they made it to adulthood for various reasons. Thus, "Dear Clients" was born out of confusion and feeling like I needed to drink heavily while at work.
"Dear Clients: when I leave you a voicemail, please take the time out of your otherwise uneventful day to check it prior to calling me while I am still leaving you a message. Of you do not listen to the above, I will throw rotten tomatoes at your front door."
- taraist