⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
a/n: is this nsfw? I think it is ... so only those over 18 can read this. Also thank you to whoever sent this in, I absolutely love this omg
ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ
𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞
・Thor had gotten out of bed with a groan, and with eager eyes you watched as his bare form walked out of the bedroom.
"Hey! Where do you think you're off to?" You shouted from the middle of the bed.
・Although you couldn't see it, Thor grinned and a deep chuckle escaped his lips.
"Can't a loving husband pamper his spouse?"
"Oh, well okay then..."
・Within moments, Thor brought in a tray full of food; small cakes and muffins, morning Asgardian food.
・A bright smile appeared on your face as you looked at the 6'4 blonde god. Your husband.
・And the thick cock that hung between his legs as he placed the tray on the bed.
・A growl nearly escaped your lips; a literal growl. The mere sight of him could do that to you.
"Oh! I forgot the drinks-"
・Thor practically leapt from the bed, nearly knocking the tray over. Luckily your reflexes were still as good in the morning as they were at any time of day.
・An idea popped in your head, as you watched the giant stalk from the room.
・As quietly as you could, you slowly lifted the sheets from your body, wriggled to the end of the large, warm bed and tip-toed out of the room.
・Thor was huffing, and talking to himself, "oh where is the damn juice...I'll boil the kettle-"
・And then with the stealth of a black widow, you came up behind him and smacked him straight on the ass
"AHH WHAT?" Thor shouted as he nearly jumped out of his skin.
"Hahahaha, oh, oh no-" you said through your laughter. Clutching at your chest, squeezing your thighs together. "I think I'm gonna pee," you said, still laughing.
・Thor looked at you with flared nostrils, and then a smile spread across his face. Shaking his head, you didn't see him step toward you until his large arms were wrapped around you.
"Wha- what are you doing!" You squealed as he threw you over his shoulder and walked you to the bedroom. All the while, you tried to reach down and slap his ass.
・But your ass was in the perfect position for a smack.
