#thor headcanons

[fathers-marvel-blog]

I have a hc that Thor genuinely has no idea why people are scared of his brother bc when he looks at Loki all he sees is his little baby brother and the biggest musical theater nerd like he's not scared of that.

[chokingonviolets]

Cuddling with him: Thor Odinson headcanons

Some fluffy headcanons of cuddling with our favorite himbo <3

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff

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Thor's the big spoon. No arguments.

Yeah, he has this thing about feeling like he's protecting you (even if you're in no danger whatsoever) and he "can't do that" if he's the little spoon so- tough luck.

This man adores you wholly and completely. He believes you to be more beautiful than all of the ancient goddesses combined, so you can bet he's gonna want to face you when cuddling.

He'll wrap one arm around your waist to hold you close, but use the other to trace and study your every feature with a big, dumb grin on his face.

Touching your face, your hair, your neck, your arms, sides, hands, you name it.

Whispering words of devotion all the while.

"My heart, you can bring a god to his knees. I am a fool in the eyes of my enemies, and yet I thrive in every scoff thrown my way because I know that my foolishness is all for you, my only weakness. You shine brighter than that of a thousand suns, and I would lay down my dignity just so that I might be able to bask in your warmth, even if only for mere minutes."

Honestly, he just loves to yammer.

He will talk and talk and talk and not stop unless you specifically tell him to. Seriously, he *never* runs out of things to say. Not when he's with you.

Your neck is gonna get sore cause he's constantly tilting your head up so he can either just look at you straight on, or give you soft, tender kisses all over your face.

His hand in your hair, gently massaging your scalp 🫠

Thor is clingy asf so:

1. You're not getting up. End of story.

2. If he needs to get up, you're coming with him, tossed over his shoulder.

Thor's a big fan of just laying on you, too. Which is unfortunate for you, due to how massive this guy is. I'm not joking. If you're laying in bed, and he suddenly requires attention, he might just walk up and then plop down on top of you. Crushing you into oblivion but also gaining a rather nice pillow in the process.

Purposefully stays there sometimes just to be a jerk.

"OhmyGod- get off me, fatass!"

"No ♡"

He doesn't typically fall asleep while cuddling with you unless it's nighttime, but even then, more times than not, he'll likely just stay awake and watch over you as you slowly drift off. Feeling the need to make sure you sleep well without any dangers or disturbances.

Takes great comfort in your presence. There's absolutely nothing that can calm him down quite like a good cuddle session with you, where he can just spill out all of his frustrations, knowing you're there to listen and anchor him.

Nuzzling his face into your neck teehee

His beard is scratchy tho </3

He doesn't admit it, but he LOVES it when you play with his hair. So please, go for it. Braid his strands while you're laying there, he'll eat that right up.

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[married-to-google-translater]

Can you please do Thor (record of ragnarock) x short male human reader that has no fear of him?

Thor

Thor would have been used to people and even other gods fearing and respecting him.

You, however, would be different...

When you first saw him, you didn't look away or avoid him.

Instead, you just watched and observed him.

At first Thor wouldn't pay attention to this.

However, fate (aka the author) would have decided that you would meet much more often.

This is why Thor ultimately doesn't want to stay away from you.

You got to know each other slowly but surely.

Thor really enjoyed your company.

You don't necessarily have to talk, you can just be and enjoy each other's company.

However, Thor would definitely be "talkative" with you.

Of course, according to his own scale.

Usually Thor would train and you would do your own thing.

However, if you wanted to learn how to fight, he wouldn't mind teaching you.

Thor wouldn't be the most gracious teacher...

you were usually really tired after training.

Your "relationship" would get surprisingly little reinforcement.

Thor would make sure no one would bother you :3

[written-smitten]

Fave Cake Flavor Headcanons 🍰

(in honor of my bday weekend)

Tony - Chocolate with cookies and cream frosting. Refuses to call it “Oreo”

Natasha - Red velvet cake. Decadent and always a reliable sweet treat.

Clint - Sticky date cake. Toffee bits optional. He just likes to be pretentious about his food sometimes.

Steve - Vanilla with italian icing. He tried it during the war in Europe and really liked it.

Bruce - Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Gets it all over his mouth but it’s cute. Tony shakes his head.

Thor - Carrot cake. Must include the little frosting carrot decor on top.

[bigfan-fanfic]

I'd Hammer in the Morning (Male!Reader x Thor)

Part One

"What do you mean, you're quitting?" Tony practically shouts.

"Hey, hey, I didn't say the Q-word."

"But you are."

"I... I'm going to be moving to Asgard, Tony. I can't be your personal assistant from a realm away."

Tony fidgets, swinging an arm in your direction. "A 'realm away?' Look how they've got you talking - you can say 'realm' with a straight face!"

"Please don't make this difficult." you try to get that stern but kind note in your voice that Frigga gets when managing Odin or Thor, but you don't quite get there.

"Fine, I won't. Recharge, I don't accept your resignation."

"Pretty sure it doesn't work that way."

"Don't care." Tony quips petulantly. When Pepper walks in, he immediately bursts out. "Recharge is quitting!"

Pepper smiles at you. "Yes, he is, and we're so excited for you. Congratulations, Y/N."

Tony's jaw drops.

"I know it's short notice, but Tony's going to host your goodbye party before you leave, if that's alright."

"I am?"

She silences him with a look. Oh, there it is.

"Fine, fine..."

And with that, after an all-too-wild party that Pepper does her best to manage, you're ready to leave Midgard as your primary residence.

Thor meets you atop the Avengers Tower, the burning runic circle etched into the helipad, little drones already trying to clear up the ash and cinders.

You run to his arms, excited to see him.

"Did you truly think I would not wish to witness every moment of your arrival to my home? Our home, now." Thor chuckles.

"No, I actually thought I was going to awkwardly have to call Heimdall."

You notice a few other Asgardians are here, glancing around interestedly. "Father is eager for your arrival. He assumed you'd have more... luggage. Insisted I bring porters."

You don't really have much more than a couple large suitcases and a few boxes to contain everything you own. Tony had insisted on digitizing all of your books and movies and games and ensuring you'd have communication and internet even on Asgard with a tiny prism he assured you had a copy of JARVIS on it for your use.

It's his way of showing he cares, because he can't go more than two sentences without snarking, by law, apparently.

"Wait... your father is eager for my arrival? I... I kinda thought Lord Odin wasn't too fond of Midgardians."

"No, he's not disdainful, simply... he worries about me. Our... lifespans."

You balk instinctively, the notion that Thor may long outlive you a little depressing. "Oh."

"But he seems to be much more open. So either he has a plan, or you have simply won him over as a mortal that can wield Mjolnir and learn my mother's seidr."

You do recall Odin becoming more warm to your presence, especially once you got over the hump of learning magic and started to transcend your electrokinesis. Frigga, of course, loves you. "A plan? To, like... deal with my lifespan?"

"Perhaps. Mother mentioned something about a coronation gift."

"Wow, all of this for your boyfriend? They're that eager to have me?"

"All of Asgard is eager. To be completely honest..." Thor chuckles, almost nervously. "I believe they expect a proposal soon."

"Oh." You chuckle a little, almost nervous as well. "And should they?"

"My prince... my king... you know this has been the greatest year of my life. I am more than eager to share all my days with you."

"Thor... I love you too."

"Then perhaps a proposal is not far off at all." He smirks. "Now, are you certain this is all your luggage?"

"Yes. Underwhelming, I know."

"Not at all. It simply means you will have plenty of room for the gifts I will shower you with."

You giggle. And then it hits you that you are truly leaving Earth. You frown softly, looking around as nostalgia crashes over you in waves.

"What ails you, my love?"

"Just... it's suddenly very hard to leave."

Thor takes you in his arms and kisses you. "I swear that as long as the Bifrost stands, I shall take you to Midgard whenever you wish."

You kiss him back. "You're sweet. But... it's just the change. It's always a big moment. But I'm not leaving home, not really. I'm coming home. To you. To Odin and Frigga. Even to Loki."

Thor grins. "Truly, you think of my misguided brother as your family?"

You nod. "Frigga and I have been taking lessons outside his cell lately as part of his rehabilitation."

His eyes shine with something surpassing gratitude and admiration.

"My king... allow me the honor of bringing you home."

And in a flash of rainbow and lightning, he does.

[leelousin]

Random Thor Odinson Headcanons

» Here are some Thor headcanons! Surprisingly, I wasn't too inspired, whereas it was very easy for the others to come up with headcanons! I focused more on his Asgardian side than his superhero side, so I hope you like it!

🗲 Thor wasn't used to the sweet foods of Midgard, so he quickly became addicted to them, hence his addiction to poptarts.

🗲 Thor wishes he'd had a big brother, so he'd know what it's like to have someone who'd want to protect him.

🗲 Thor is the kind of person who pretends to understand everything he is told, even if he doesn't, because he refuses to be ashamed of not being able to grasp everything. However, he knows how to listen when it's serious especially when he knows nothing about the subject.

🗲 As a boy, Thor was obsessed with his father and admired his strength. Over time, his admiration turned into respect and a desire to protect his ageing father. It was his childlike admiration that blinded him to the preferential treatment Odin was giving him compared to Loki.

🗲 When Thor travels back and forth between Midgard and Asgard he always brings back human trinkets or food from Midgard to show it off to his group of friends over a beer during the evening's festivities.

» The next one is obviously going to be Loki! I can't wait to share more headcanons, I still have lots of ideas and I'm thinking of doing a masterpost soon if I ever start posting regularly! Don't hesitate if you have any ideas or suggestions it could be cool!

[ive-been-falling-for-30minutes]

my sexuality headcanons for odins kids ^_^ !!

thor - pan, transmasc, polyamorous

hela - lesbian, transfem, acespec

loki - pan, genderfluid, demiromantic

[witchthewriter]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: is this nsfw? I think it is ... so only those over 18 can read this. Also thank you to whoever sent this in, I absolutely love this omg

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・Thor had gotten out of bed with a groan, and with eager eyes you watched as his bare form walked out of the bedroom.

"Hey! Where do you think you're off to?" You shouted from the middle of the bed.

・Although you couldn't see it, Thor grinned and a deep chuckle escaped his lips.

"Can't a loving husband pamper his spouse?"

"Oh, well okay then..."

・Within moments, Thor brought in a tray full of food; small cakes and muffins, morning Asgardian food.

・A bright smile appeared on your face as you looked at the 6'4 blonde god. Your husband.

・And the thick cock that hung between his legs as he placed the tray on the bed.

・A growl nearly escaped your lips; a literal growl. The mere sight of him could do that to you.

"Oh! I forgot the drinks-"

・Thor practically leapt from the bed, nearly knocking the tray over. Luckily your reflexes were still as good in the morning as they were at any time of day.

・An idea popped in your head, as you watched the giant stalk from the room.

・As quietly as you could, you slowly lifted the sheets from your body, wriggled to the end of the large, warm bed and tip-toed out of the room.

・Thor was huffing, and talking to himself, "oh where is the damn juice...I'll boil the kettle-"

・And then with the stealth of a black widow, you came up behind him and smacked him straight on the ass

"AHH WHAT?" Thor shouted as he nearly jumped out of his skin.

"Hahahaha, oh, oh no-" you said through your laughter. Clutching at your chest, squeezing your thighs together. "I think I'm gonna pee," you said, still laughing.

・Thor looked at you with flared nostrils, and then a smile spread across his face. Shaking his head, you didn't see him step toward you until his large arms were wrapped around you.

"Wha- what are you doing!" You squealed as he threw you over his shoulder and walked you to the bedroom. All the while, you tried to reach down and slap his ass.

・But your ass was in the perfect position for a smack.

・And Thor took his opportunity with glee