#cheeringuptyki

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Now I'm a sad frog

France - 2k15

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Tyki: My face is usually fantastic anyway

Allen: No its not.

Tyki: Awww, so mean

Allen: Not really you did kill me with a fucking butterfly

Tyki: Eh...I suppose we're even then

Allen: No where near, I attempted to save you for you to try and kill me again

Tyki: Well...all part of a day's work?

Allen: You're an arse.

Tyki: And you're a prude. Hey, do you think he takes it?

Allen: What do you mean?

Tyki: Up the ass, I mean

Allen: Who? Kanda?

Tyki: Yeah, Yuu

Allen: ..... Kanda ... I don't know...

Tyki: Do you?

Allen: Never had to

Tyki: Yeah...but would you?

Allen: *shrugs*

Tyki: I'll take that one as a yes

Allen: Would you?

Tyki: Have done before

Allen: That's an image that's burning into my head.

Tyki: You'd love it if you knew who it was with

Allen: As if I wasn't scared enough

Tyki: Would you like to know? It's someone you know very well

Allen: Do I want to know? Or am I going to cry?

Tyki: You'll probably cry

Allen: Spare me

Tyki: Ooh~ But should I really?

Allen: If Its master I'm going to choke you

Tyki: ...Well, I better protect my throat then, hm?

Allen: I think I need to throw up *walks away*

Tyki: I told you you wouldn't like it very much!

Allen: I swear to god!

Tyki: He's very good at it too, just so you know! *Grinning*

Allen: *turns on heals* CARRY ON I WILL THROW UP ON YOUR SHOES!

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Watching Tyki piss around with computers is a religious experience

Tyki: it's not fucking working *rage*

Tyki: *silently glares at computer screen*

Tyki: stop it, work

Tyki: *tried to adjust screen like a laptop*

Tyki: where's the code?! *literally right in front of him*

-finally working-

Tyki: fuck yes! *other screams of victory*

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Master and Tyki are done with each others bullshit-- Less master, more me and Tyki

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Tyki is a retard

-- Allen and Tyki waiting for the bus --

Allen: *looks at what Tyki's doing. He has 2 cards.* Tyki?

Tyki: Hm?

Allen: Why do you have your college card?

Tyki: *looks, deep sigh* That was meant to be my bus pass

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Tyki and his Pikachu

Tyki *baby voice* : Look at the little Pikachu

Allen: *looks at him, then at the pikachu. Then at Tyki*

Tyki: *baby voice* Look at his little red cheeks *picks up pikachu*

Allen: *looses shit and pisses self laughing*

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Reasons me and Tyki are banned from Special FX make-up-- That was Tyki chewing us up

See also, Allen hitting Tyki in the face

With a door

And Kanda sliced Allen's nose 

That is all.

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Tyki: Yes, though Cross should be the white rabbit because that's who you spend your time chasing.

Allen: D': That's a mean joke

Tyki: Your face is mean

*And this is where we censer the argument for being too childish*