[WRONG NUMBER Text] What do you think of this? I'm pretty sure Mickey wants this for his/her birthday. || [Text] The thought of annoying you keeps me strong.
[WRONG NUMBER Text] What do you think of this? I’m pretty sure Mickey wants this for his/her birthday.
Response: [Text] She would love that for her birthday, but not as much as the set that comes with that plus earrings to match.
[Text] The thought of annoying you keeps me strong.
Response: [Text] The thought of you annoying me makes me tired.
[WRONG NUMBER Text] Have you heard what everyone is saying about Mickey? || [WRONG NUMBER Text] Okay, so Mickey is out all day so we have the house to ourselves!
[WRONG NUMBER Text] Have you heard what everyone is saying about Mickey?
Response: [Text] Yes, and I also know that Mickey was trying to keep you from finding out. And that she’ll want to know what you’ve heard. You should probably go talk to her about it. Now. Go, run along.
[WRONG NUMBER Text] Okay, so Mickey is out all day so we have the house to ourselves!
Response: [Text] Oh good, you’re inviting someone over to help you clean up your shit?
[Text] Her dad walked in on us in the middle of things...I've never been so embarrassed. || [WRONG NUMBER Text] Ughh Mickey is so fucking gorgeous.
[Text] Her dad walked in on us i the middle of things...I’ve never been so embarrassed.
Response: [Text] Please tell me you didn’t do that thing where you try to lighten the mood but actually just make things worse. Asking him to join does qualify.
[WRONG NUMBER Text] Ughh Mickey is so fucking gorgeous.
Response: [Text] I’m aware. ...who did you mean for this text to go to?
[Text] There's a hot tub in the bathroom! || [Text] How do you get a red wine out of a carpet again? || [Text] Well that was disturbing.
[Text] There’s a hot tub in the bathroom!
Response: [Text] I’ll meet you there in 10. And if you’re wearing any clothes when I got there I’m ripping them off because Im in no mood to be teased.
[Text] How do you get red wine out of a carpet again?
Response: [Text] You use a time machine to go back in time to when you were drinking red wine while standing on the white carpet.
[Text] Well that was disturbing.
Response: [Text] I told you going into a gay bar might not be as fun as you thought it would be.
[Text] Sorry about your bed. We didn't realize we were rocking it so hard. || [Text] I just got flashed by a creep on the train...
[Text] Sorry about your bed. We didn’t realize we were rocking it so hard.
Response: [Text] It’s whatever. It just reminded me why you and I can’t be a thing. I’m way too jealous and discretely insecure to be with someone who isn’t faithful to me and only me.
[Text] I just got flashed by a creep on the train...
[Text] I should drink more, it's fun. || [Text] What happened last night? I completely blacked out.
[Text] I should drink more, it’s fun.
Response: [Text] NO, YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK MORE. You get all awkwardly handsy, your kisses are sloppy and taste like tequila, and you suggest a threesome like every ten minutes. And that’s only when you’re not so drunk that you’re throwing up all night.
[Text] What happened last night? I completely blacked out.
Response: [Text] Oh? In that case, what happened was that you promised me you’d tell me where all of your alcohol is hidden and not buy more when I take it away.
[Text] Are you up yet? || [Text] I've got a surprise for you. || [Text] Are you touching yourself?
Oh lordy child did you send me all of them? smh
[Text] Are you up yet?
Mickey groaned as the music from her phone was interrupted by a text message. She eyed the clock on her table. It wasn’t even noon yet, who would be texting her this early? She reached for the phone, squinting at the brightness and sliding her thumb to reply to the text.
Response: [Text] No, I’m sleeping. Give it a try.
[Text] I’ve got a surprise for you.
The text couldn’t have come at a better time; Mickey was dangerously close to falling asleep in history class. She pulled out her phone and smiled.
Response: [Text] I hope it’s better than the surprise you left in the sink last week. Seriously, learn how to use the garbage disposal.
[Text] Are you touching yourself?
Mickey was doing her make-up when her phone vibrated, causing her to jump and nearly poke her eye out with her pencil. She looked at the message and smirked.
Response: [Text] One of my holes almost got penetrated, and I spent like 5 min on my cheeks.
