#cheeselogs

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IT'S HIM

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I never used to know how much colour variation you could get in wild woodlice

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Miller decided to create his own fuckin extinction event in my bedroom this morning by standing on the lid of my isopod box and tipping it sideways 🤬 found soil in my bed, on my desk and inside my computer tower

YOU

Cleaned out my entire bedroom, stripped my bed and only found 2 escapees running around on the carpet instead of like, ALL of them, which is about the only good part of my whole morning 😤 Not how i wanted to spend 4 hours of my time after just doing a night shift tbh 🙃

Did a bit of population control while resettling the tub and released most of the plain greys back into the garden, they're wild so they came from there to start with.

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Fell asleep in his food

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Really badly-lit snaps of the bugs

They got the middle off a bit of lettuce and they're all over it

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The spider plant leaves and wilted christmas cactus flowers were a success 👍🏻

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Spoods

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They love po-tay-toe

And rose petals