#cheeso

[cerastes]

i got a tumblr ad telling gay people to become conservative and it immediately self-deleted and a huge boobs picture replacesd it so thank you for that. I feel like I was about to get struck by lightning but was tugged out of harms way at the last second

I dispatched no less than my beefiest and heaviest tank to keep you safe, cheeso, we can’t afford to lose you to conversion therapy lightning or anything of the sort this far into the run

[atapi]

artfight attack for @cheeso! the idea of a creature crying molten gold is rly cool

also i drew a MLP version

[reimu-archive-2]

I have provided a Helpful Diaphragm

[meanbeanshitpostmachine]

Cheeso

[cerastes]

Having a great time watching kinnikuman on a total blind from the beginning. I put a little tab in my mental diary to watch it like 10 years ago or s/t because od the dope character anthems I think you had linked. Thanks - amazing watch while I do work. And still so funny

Hell yeah dude, I am so happy you are enjoying it! A lot of it, very evidently, is a product of its time as a manga from 1979, but it's a wild and fun ride, especially when it kicks in, isn't it? I don't know how far in you are so I won't say anything specifically but the entire logic behind each fight, it being a true back and forth where sometimes you are kind of rooting for the bad guy to overcome the situation the good guy has put them on, is an insanely fun format, haha.

[cerastes]

you should purchase a tasty gelato

My Italian friend’s nonna had a strict rule about making everything by hand, everything, including her own pasta, baking her own bread, etc, and I remember one particular year I farmed this dude HARD so he’d invite me over to his house on Fridays so I could swipe homemade gelato because Fridays were gelato days at his home. This is the one action that will make my soul heavier than Anubis’ feather when my time comes, and I feel like I owe the Italian government restitutions due to how much gelato I finessed out of a nonna’s inability to leave a growing boy unfed.

[cerastes]

Higekiri, “Beard Cutter”! So, cute story, but the Onikiri/Higekiri was gifted to Tsuna by Minamoto no Yorimitsu, also known by his nickname, “Raikou”. Beard Cutter comes from when Minamoto no Mitsunaka, Raikou’s father, performed the earliest recorded tameshigiri: Tameshigiri is the act of doing a “test cut” to test the quality and edge of a sword against a target. The target happened to be a criminal with a long beard, and the blade was so finely honed that is sliced right through the beard (and, uh, the neck) cleanly. Which probably made for interesting water cooler talk when Tsuna and Raikou were like “HEY YOU REMEMBER HOW MY FATHER BEHEADED SOMEONE WITH THAT SWORD” “haha yeah now it’s cutting oni’s arms haha” and you’re like “ok but can we lighten up the mood maybe” because they’ve been hogging the water cooler for 15 minutes and you really just want to quench your thirst so you can go back to do Heian accounting but these two keep talking about DBZ fights they partook of.

The sword also was known as Shishi No Ko, or “Lion’s Cub”, because apparently it just roared like a lion one night and everyone just accepted that it was a weird fucking sword and it just did these things.

[cerastes]

1 step touhou personality test: How Ready are you to Wrestle for The Dharma? Scale: 200% to 0%. You are randomly matched to your opponent without knowing your result. The boffins can figure out the rest

You draw a lot from a tombola box, the gates open, and you exit the waiting room, and then Ibuki Suika puts you right back in. Your result is 178%. You have no idea what this means. 

Three business days later, ZUN shows up to your home and hugs you, thanking you for everything. Your salary has increased, and no one explains to you why.