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Made a high-effort version of this meme because it forever haunts me that I didn’t use this, far superior, format
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Made a high-effort version of this meme because it forever haunts me that I didn’t use this, far superior, format
What kind of chemist is each sign?
Aries: why yes, I SHALL attempt this 15 step synthesis and YES I know how difficult it will be and NO I do not care!
Taurus: ooooo pretty colors!
Gemini: Hey sooo, I can't find the... you know...that...thingie--?
Cancer: yeah it's in the drawer labeled "tools 'n shit"
Leo: why yes I got a 99% yield and my product is 99% pure, I guess all y'all puny mortals can SUCK MY DICK
Virgo: hi you borrowed my two neck 300 mL round bottom flask about 12 days 3 hours and 43 minutes ago, can I have it back?
Libra: *coos gently at HPLC* c'mon honey, you can do it! I promise, after you run these samples, I'll run the standards again with the good solvent, how 'bout that hmmm?
Scorpio: *screams if you touch their reagents*
Sagittarius: *spills shit everywhere* oh fuck not again
Capricorn: *hasn't left the lab in two weeks* jjj-ust gotta try it one mmm-ore time....
Aquarius: today I'm gonna MAKE ROCKETFUEL HELL YEAH
Pisces: Yeah ok Dr. "I did my PhD in four years" I will try that cycloisomerization. I'll prove to you it doesn't fucking work, ya piece of shit. *does reaction with perfect technique*