Chemistry
Me: Are you made of pure copper and tellerium? Cuz you're CuTe.
Chemistry teacher: Get. Out.
Me: Aw c'mon!
Chem teacher: Nope, out, at least until you come up with a better line.
Me: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
Chemistry teacher: *sigh*
Me: SWAG *leaves*












