therapist: What's wrong?
me: When I was a child, it all started with shipping squirrels. Now I want hedgehogs to marry and have a purple kid
therapist:
therapist: Um. There was something in between those ages?
me: *looking at him dead in the eye* Bunnies. Some mice and ducks here and there too. And some interspecies relationships but let's not go there today. Point being: I don't know what tomorrow will bring me















