#chi:starter

[jordanmu]

Just so everyone knows, when you make something in a waffle maker, it makes it 500% better. PB&J? Fantastic. Grilled cheese? Phenomenal. Mac and cheese stuffed inside of a piece of pizza? Best thing I’ve ever tasted in my life. You’re welcome in advance.

[jacmu]

Cross-country road trips are so romanticized, but driving for literal days is torture and my legs and ass hate me.

Also, if anyone wants to send me money so I can win it big to make up for the tips I’m not getting since I’m not working the 4th of July, hit me up.

[adismuse]

So, heads up for everyone who doesn’t know, but apparently putting plastic in the microwave isn’t the best thing to do if you’re trying not to burn your apartment down. If you’re trying to burn it down, then you’re doing great. But otherwise, microwave + plastic = not good. I guess I have to add that to my list of what not to put in the microwave. I also just said the word microwave so much that it doesn't sound like a word anymore. 

[leighmuold]

I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend! I was lucky enough to fly over to the Eastern seaboard and spent most of my waking hours sailing down the coast. It was nice to be back home for a few hours, even if I was pretty quick to get out of there. I’m thinking about having some kind of happy hour on the Charlotte one of these days-- would anybody be interested in sailing around Lake Michigan?

[harlymze-blog]

             era uma cena extremamente comum: fazia mais de dois anos que todo dia durante o verão, as dezesseis horas da tarde quando o sol de chicago estava em uma temperatura agradável harley mae pegava seja lá que livro que ela tinha que ler para alguma aula e ia até o jardim do campus da faculdade, se sentando na parede com sol lhe aquecendo. quer dizer, ela sabia que podia ter câncer com esse tanto de sol, mas não se importava tanto quando o mundo iria morrer dali a trinta anos por causa de pessoas que não acreditavam em aquecimento global então tudo bem. ou algo do tipo. estava lendo um dos livros mais chatos que havia encontrado na sua vida, seus olhos apenas passando pela linha para dizer a si mesma que havia feito isso mas logo desviou o olhar dali, olhando em volta procurando algum conhecido para que pudesse usar de desculpa e escapar daquela tortura literária. 

(   uh, acontece que eu sou uma merda com starter abertos? ao menos eu tentei mas se preferir 𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆 𝖚𝖒 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔. não se esqueça de especificar caso tenha mais de um char.  )

[elliearchive]

How long do birthdays last in everyone else’s homes? Because I turned twenty-five like two weeks ago now, and my parents are still sending random gifts. Which I realize sounds like such a first world problem, but it’s unnecessary, and I don’t need the constant reminder that I’m halfway to fifty.

[kbycrs]

𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 // like for a starter (up to até minha criatividade morrer)

[hxappier-blog]

𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁

                          ˛ 🍑 ˚ ✧ deixa aquele like/símbolo se você quer um starter! up to: 5

🍁 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒’𝑠 𝘩𝑎𝑖𝑟;

🐔 𝑤𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠;

🥄 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑒;

💌 𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒’𝑠 𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑝;

😴 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒;