Oct 9, 2012
10/08/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises Chicago area residents that they are on their own and should have made their own damn preparations weeks ago.
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10/08/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises Chicago area residents that they are on their own and should have made their own damn preparations weeks ago.
10/01/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises Chicago residents that Safe Zone 2 - Wicker Park is no longer safe. Residents are advised to calmly run for the hills.
9/29/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC established Safe Zone centered in Wicker Park is still standing over a week after the other four Safe Zones suffered security breaches and eventual abandonment. Despite increasingly savage assaults by the amassing B1Z3 sufferers, the perimeter established around Safe Zone 2 has held. Earlier in the week, a group of several dozen Chicago residents sought refuge in the already overfilled Safe Zone, but were turned away with only a few deaths after warning shots were fired into the crowd. “Sometimes these things are necessary for the greater safety of the people who followed procedure and evacuated to the Safe Zone when they were told to,” said CDC spokesman Joseph Spina. “We can’t have these Johnny-come-latleys threatening the integrity of the Safe Zone just because they didn't get the memo.”
9/25/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises Chicago area residents that Safe Zone 2 - Wicker Park is no longer processing residents. The CDC advises Chicago area residents not currently inside Safe Zone 2 to observe the 100 yard perimeter around Safe Zone 2. Residents found in the perimeter zone will be shot through the head by highly trained snipers.
9/20/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises residents to locate and evacuate to their nearest Safe Zone. Residents are advised that Safe Zone 1 - McCormick Place, Safe Zone 3 - Museum of Science and Industry, Safe Zone 4 - O’Hare, and Safe Zone 5 - Midway are no longer considered safe. Also note that Safe Zone 3 - Wicker Park is filled to capacity and is no longer processing new residents.
9/10/2012 - CHICAGO CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND ZOMBIE PREVENTION
The CDC advises residents to locate and evacuate to their nearest Safe Zone. Also note, Safe Zone 5 - Midway Airport is not considered safe; residents are urged to relocate to Safe Zones 1-4.
9/5/2012 - Chicago Center for Disease Control and Zombie Prevention
The CDC has established 5 “Safe Zones” in and around Chicago. Please proceed calmly to the nearest Safe Zone. Residents are advised that anyone suspected of carrying B1Z3 will be shot on sight, repeatedly.
8/27/2012 - Chicago Center for Disease Control and Zombie Prevention
The CDC has confirmed cases of B1Z3 in Tennessee, Kentucky, and Indiana. Residents are advised to stay inside with the lights off.