This is your mod Chickenwongs, reporting on a vicious fight that occured in the Pizza Parlor at 8:30 early this morning.
Witnesses claim that two penguins, Chickenwongs and Jojo Fabulus, began fighting over literally nothing at all-- pulling hair, breaking chairs over heads, and flinging puffles. Citizens were shocked as Spp96, and eventually Cut2TheChase joined in on the violence.
When the police arrived, the deranged penguins began fighting them as well.
They won.
Penguins were horrified at the aftermath. "They threw everything," sobs several passersby involuntarily brought in to the fight. Both penguins and puffles were harmed in this ourtbreak of abandonless violence, and damage expense is expected to reach the hundred thousands. "I regret nothing," laughs Chickenwongs as penguins are lifted out on stretchers. "I'll throw pianos again, and again." "Maaaan, that shit was cool." Jojo Fabulus grins.
You are right, Jojo Fabulus. That shit was cash.
--Chickenwongs