#childbestrange

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Abba What Is My Government Assigned Kin (if you're still doing these)

a forest fire that for whatever reason never burns out but never strays beyond a perfect 50 foot circle radius; if you stand close, the burning smells like warm fresh cookies

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Teal Cerulean Gold (and by blessing i mean you make this hellearth a lot better, weirder, more interesting, and much much more tolerable to be on on the daily)

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Gold: I can't believe you exist. You're such a blessing to this earth

CRIES OPENLY BECAUSE YOURE ENTIRELY TOO NICE TO ME?

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what weird habits/quirks do you have when no one else is in the house? followup question: what kind of weird habits does miki have under the same circumstance?

i make a lot of noise, like ill yell or shout a lot but ill also like. make animal noises and shit. its literally just b/c im bored and its too quiet.

i dont know what miki does when no one else is home

miki things, id bet

[acreaturecalledgreed]

"(3) things you want to know about me." 1. What's one of you favorite types of weather? 2. What's a cool thing you like to see while out on a walk? 3. Do you have any music/songs you've been listening to a lot lately that you'd be willing to post?

1. cold weather! all types of cold weather tbh

2. theres lots of hawks in my neighborhood and sometimes i get to see one catch something so thats cool

3. i literally cannot stop listening to “is there a ghost in my house” send help

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for a tat: a 6" tall set of canine teeth and gums, snarling and seen face-on, with the throat full of flowers in full bloom shaded to look like rotting gore, placed in the center of your back (sorry. i'm thinking john dyer baizley, you can kinda see what i mean if you image search 'john dyer baizley rot'. the design could also work in little subtle shapes that ref some of your fickins, especially the jjba ones.

holy fuck thats cool thats so cool fuck fuck me thats so cool

[acreaturecalledgreed]

summoner au ask: what happens to people rohan dislikes? what would happen if someone/something tried to harm someone rohan cares about while he was present? he's so damn dangerous to be around generally so i'm curious what happens when he's angry or someone tries to pick a fight.

he angrier rohan is, the less stable, the more firey, and more likely his very appearance can maim or even kill you

if rohan is mad at you, the only thing thats going to save your ass is running like hell; dont look at him, cover your ears, get the absolute fuck out of there or you’ll spontaneously combust or start vomiting blood or some shit

and anyone else in the immediate area is in danger of the same

this is why rohan is very very careful b/c ornery as he is he doesnt want to decimate people like that; hence he stays inside a lot and isnt super active in the main storyline

[acreaturecalledgreed]

abba what the fuck happens if someone summons a unicorn. i'm

you count your blessing because you got a unicorn you special bitch

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full disclosure i dunno a lot about regular rpgs. undead healer, or demon beastmaster. from changeling: the dreaming, the only rpg i ever played seriously, you'd be a redcap with a weird number of points in analgesia/healing magic (with a probable backstory that you'd developed them from paralyzing skills more in line with hunting behaviors/prey stunning, but every hundred years or so you just get fond of certain people and decided to learn how to keep em going longer).

i love this and i love u