#chill sir

[dynatoxinc]

Blud is down criminally horrendous

[shepardcommander]

Me: tapping to a song

Husband: is that Garreth and Ominis?

Me: ..what?? *takes a second* Oh my God shut up

[yovibeispretty]

Mingi !!! Can you stop distracting me from my man, jez!

[citedsilence]

I just watched a grownass man throw a tantrum because no one paid him attention when he sang his song at karaoke

[med-x-manic]

The look on this kind waitress's face while this old white man tells her why something she can't help (how a certain food is cooked) is terrible is just too painful 🤐🤐🤐

[pinkbugboy]

ZIP ZIP BOY

[thegodsofcalamity]

me: *is literally 2 minutes late for work* boss: what happened i thought you weren’t coming back you should call if youre going to be late 

[mephostophilis]

GRAHAM THROWING SHADE AGAIN