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i have this deadly sickness called remembering

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

ratcrisis-actor

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

mephostophilis

just got a text reminding me to go to my next dentist appointment. i'm very sorry but i'm afraid that won't be possible because last time i was there i was laying back with the dentists fingers in my mouth when i looked over at their computer and almost choked to death because the photo that was attached to my dentistry records was this:

mephostophilis

so I think what's happened is that at some point my dentists have taken the profile pictures associated with your email address. except this was my profile picture when i was like. 17. i am now almost 24. certainly wasn't the first thought on my mind at the time though, the main one being "oh my god i need to kill myself immediately"

mephostophilis

hey guys great news its literally so much worse than i thought

mephostophilis

GRAVATAR WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU

#I HAVE THE DENTIST TOMORROW WILL UPDATE IF THIS WORKS

SEVEN MINUTES. SEVEN MINUTES IS ALL I CAN SPARE TO SERVE

#my face #so i deleted the majority of photo posts on here bc of work #but i thought people would like my wesker outfit #bc we had a resident evil party

miquellakind

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

tomb-mold

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

catsandothergaystuff

excerpt from john robins' book "thirst" which made me cry

#cried a few times at this book but the way he talks about his past child self is so overwhelming #if not lovely

probs not the crowd for it but i just finished john robins’ Thirst and it’s such an amazing brutal and insightful read

#re alcoholism at least #funny but also fucking gutting #but when he writes about how his friends saved his life it really hits

b1rd1e

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

miquellakind

should a kindhearted person be made to suffer eternally?

yes

i don’t know

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

fairycosmos

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

mephostophilis

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

mephostophilis

#with thanks to whatthehellisthis-world for the tag

layton-heritage-posts

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layton-heritage-posts

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#didnt know laytonheritageposts got down like that…

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

mephostophilis

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

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