#chimney cryptid

[manglednatalia]

Cover variants with Queen Goblin

[manglednatalia]

On the one hand, I want Ashley Kafka (clone) to beat up Maxine Danger for what she's done to her and Ben Reilly because "clones have no rights" but on the other 616 Norman Osborn deserves to be punted into the sun on principle. So I'm just like... Can she do both, Mr Wells? I think she deserves to spoil herself.

Ash should go on a spree and beat the shit out of everyone as a treat. But yeah, Maxine and Norm deserve to be treated like a chew toy

[manglednatalia]

I think one of the funniest things regarding Queen Goblin is the fact that her costume actually shows less skin than some of Osborn's outfits in the past. The entire Goblin clan is populated by equal opportunity exhibitionists.

I fucking love it when you look at characters and the male one is the thotticus

Urich was also running around tits out

I absolutely adore

[areakittyone]

Chimney Cryptids

Is it Santa!? Nope. Why would it be Santa, it's never Santa. Those noises you hear in your chimney are not a jolly fat man or soot falling, it's probably a cryptid. Depending on the size of the chimney, this will change the physical appearance of the cryptid, whether they are tall and skinny or short and stout. They can all agree on one thing, clean chimney means clean thoughts. The cleaner your chimney, the nicer your cryptid. In that respect, ones that haven't been cleaned in a long time will just earn you a pyromanic cryptid. Their diets consist mainly of soot and any small animals that fall into the chimney, but they will accept any gifts of hot food. These cryptids are more concerned with your safety than others, but this could also just be that if the house burns down from a chimney fire, then they lose their home too, so clean your chimney regularly. You might have a little friend living up there.