100 Day China Challenge - My Life with a 100$ China Smartphone - Day 1
I have something to confess: I am an apple fanboy. I never intended to be one. Actually I fought hard against it for many years. I knew it should feel wrong, but it feels so right.
I have been a linux user since the mid 90s, I have also been the annoying person in our family that forces everybody to migrate to linux. Not only do I think that tinkering with your hardware and software is fun, I think it is a necessity, if you truly want to own the technology that defines your life.
When the first iPhone came out, I thought that it was a stupid idea to combine an mp3 player with a phone. When Android came out, I was excited by the possibilities. A linux devices that not only works as an mp3 player, but also a phone, an ebook reader, a gaming device, a browsing device, a productivity device.... everything will be available on one device and one device only. All with the power of a mobile linux.
So I went ahead and imported a 1st generation single core china tablet to tinker with it and bought myself an Android phone and this is when the fun... stopped. Over the course of 3 increasingly powerful Android tablets and three Android phones and dozens of alternate ROMs I came to realize, that I much prefer multiple devices that each do one thing great rather than one device that is mediocre at every functionality. So the ebook reader became a Kindle, because I much preferred the epaper display. The gaming device became a playstation Vita, because I love physical buttons.
I was appalled at the way, Android phones get sluggish after a few months and at the way there are never any security updates ever. At all! I feel strongly about security and privacy and this just gives me an accident-waiting-to-happen-feeling. As a linux user I love the way you can update and even upgrade your entire system with a single command line entry. It baffles me how that never translated to Android.
So at one point a got an old iPad. As a joke! Just so I can badmouth it later with it’s walled garden and lack of freedom. Unfortunately or fortunately, it was the best mobile computing experience I ever had up to that point. I carried it around with me for a year and it truly became my one device for many things. One thing led to another and suddenly there was an old Macbook (white!). As a joke! Just so I can tinker around with garageband. Suddenly the old Macbook became a Macbook pro. The old iPad became an Air 2 128GB. At this point the iPhone fit perfectly into this setup. Because it somehow just works. Despite my best efforts to love another mobile OS.
The single most iconic that comes to my mind when thinking about Android and Android users is this: a buddy of mine got his new high end Android, let’s say a Galaxy S25 with 16 Gigs of RAM and a 32 core processor (it was probably less though ;) ). And the first thing he does is install his favorite memory management tool and start hitting the clean memory button every 20 seconds, like it’s crushed candy. Why do people buy hardware that is faster and stronger than my desktop PC and then have to perform core OS functions manually? This for me is Android in a nutshell. It just does not work.
But I want it to! I want it to work, I want this to actually be good. I want all this insanely cheap and powerful hardware to work flawlessly. I want this to be like the linux experience of taking that old PC that is windows-dead and give it new linux-live. I want this sustainable solution for mobile devices. I want at least a passable Android experience on new hardware. I see these cheap Android devices on gearbest and aliexpress and I can’t help but think: all this hardware should account for something. For some level of positive user experience. So I am going back. One last time.
From this day on, I will start a 100 day china challenge: I will substitute my wonderful iPhone with an 100$ Android smartphone from China. It has an octocore processor and 3 Gigs of RAM. It runs on Android 6 Marshmallow and is supposed to receive regular updates. Will it? I don’t know. We’ll see. Stick with me. I will let you know.