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[sandman885]

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[pollyandthebunnymen]

chipkali replied to your photo “nem hiszem, hogy tűzmanónál létezik komiszabb mesehős, de komolyan”

jáááj ez mibe is volt?

trombi és a tűzmanó!

[nojustnopls-blog]

Misadventure: Kill the Spider

“going…. Uhm yeah… container.”

**knocks container over**

“Just making sure there aren’t any other spiders.”

**flips container again**

“Okay uhm”

**keeps knocking container over**

“see. This lil bitch and its’ little fuck buddy’s. right there. Fuck how do I kill it?..... without ahh.. fuck. I don’t even know. Ugh fuck that. Fuck that lil shit. And uhm, this lil bitch right. Keep moving. **no idea what the fuck you said here Matia** Okay. So. **sounds frantic** How do I do this?!?! **hyperventilates** How??? **hyperventilates even more**

**Knocks container on the shed thingo thing thing** ahhhh fuck that. Failed. It’s still alive. Oh my god.

**drops container**

What a little bitch.

**scared noises**

ugghhhh it’s still alive. I’m like… practically naked or something. I don’t know. What the fuck is that. It sorta looks like a penis. Ew. Uhm.

**Goes towards a little cubby house thing** I’m not going in there, there are probably even worse spiders. Fuckin swing. **Cat meows** SHUSH!! **Keeps meowing** ugghhh. **Goes inside shed** Nup. Locked **weird noises**

**in a high pitched voice** ahhh what the fuck. **Weird high-pitched voice continues** round two.

**Picks up container** Nuuuuuu. I can’t do this. **normal voice** Oh my god gloves. WHAT IF THERE’S SOMETHING IN THERE?!?! **begins to hyperventilate again** NOPE FUCK THAT. Hmmmmhmmmmmhmmmmmmm i feel the spider web on me. Fuck that too. didn’t catch that bottle. Bottle. Bottle. **Voice goes up an octave** hey look it’s the pizza oven thing. Okay. Got it. Which one do I kill first? Fuck that. **hits shed thingo thing thing twice** Okay killed one!! **proceeds to hit the shed thingo thing thing again twice** killed the other bitch!!! **scrapes bottle on the ground to remove the deaded spider** spread it’s corpse. **points camera at this weird thingo** yummy yummy. yummy yummy yummy. inaudible bit food.**sigh** this is Lucifer Gandhi…..and this is mah crib."