Sugar Rush HC’s for the Chocobro’s!
Thanks to @bgn846 mentioning the fun of cadbury eggs and the inevitable sugar rush that follows, the question of how the boys would handle sugar came up and thus... this was created XD
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Noctis:
Will warp strike here, there, EVERYWHERE!
You want him to warp strike to that tree? Done.
You want him to warp strike into the middle of that lake? Boom.
There is no stopping him and you would be a fool (A FOOL )to try!
Ignis latched onto him once to settle him down and they both wound up only half way up the outside of a building before gravity said two was too many.
Iggy never tried again...
Gladio:
Can not get a sugar rush.
He knows... he's tried.
PIxie sticks by the dozen, pop rocks, nerds.... anything that is all encompassing sugar his body just absorbs and burns far too quickly!
The only thing he manages to do in his attempt is give himself a tummy ache.
Ignis had to fetch him ginger ale and give him belly rubs to soothe him.
He did however make the HORRIBLE mistake of trying to chase mentos candies with diet coke on Prompto’s urging.
Prompto still has the pictures.
It was the happiest day of his life…… not so much for Gladio.
Iggy was ready with ginger ale and crackers before it even began.
Prompto:
You would think he's warp striking with as quick as he's moving!
He also talks a mile a minute and you'd be lucky to catch anything he's saying.
One time they had to record him and slow it down on replay to understand that he was asking them.
His question was ‘why they were moving so slow?’
He swore he saw the face of the Gods that day.
Noct welcomed him to the club.
They try to keep him away from the sweets because of this. He can't handle it!
Ignis:
Iggy has a horrible secret....
You know how cats will be calm and sedate and then just get the zoomies out of nowhere?
That's Iggy.
He will be sitting there, stoic and content, and then BAM..... you'll see him zipping away to do god knows what and realize that he's had enough ebony with added creamer and sugar packets to take down a small army of men.
His eyes will dilate into huge saucers like a cat ready to pounce and everyone knows they're in trouble.
He always ends up wanted to go to the grocery store when this happens and NO ONE KNOWS WHY!
All they know is that he flies through the aisles at mach 5 and once they're in the parking lot the last thing they see is him running away with the cart before standing on the back and fading into the distance as a loud 'THAT'S IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiittttttt!' echoes into eternity.
