#chocola tag

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3B (or is it B3??) iwakira and/or 3A suishourumi?

tOOK A WHILE CAUSE I’M LAZY BUT I HAD TO love both of these pairings

A sweet Iwakira. After that she probably dropped all of her important papers.

And the cute Nagoya double. I imagine they’re both kinda affectionate.

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✁ Sh-Shinobu, Kaoru and Himiko if that hasn't already been done

IT ACTUALLY HASN’T... and it really is hard oooohhhh

Shinobu would probably think she can rescue them both, honestly. Therefore I think she’d save Kaoru. While she does like Kaoru more so it’d probably work out well I think her line of thought would be like... Kaoru is weaker, lighter -- easier to pick up and get the hell out of there and whatnot. And has a harder time fending for herself, obviously. In Shinobu’s mind, she is perfection - so the idea she could only save one of them just. Wouldn’t even occur to her, even if you told her. So she would save Kaoru but with the intent to save Himiko right after regardless of whether it panned out or not.

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Dear Santa for... For Iwakura.

Dear Santa,

You are not real. Why I was forced into an imaginary correspondence with a clearly megalomaniac myth I do not know. All I would want for Christmas, since I have been pressured into writing this, is more people to stop believing in this stupid fabrication. If you really were real and were kind you would not discriminate against children. Disgraceful.

Signed, Iwakura Asahi

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Subaru vs. Tohru. : |

I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE TOHRU SCARES ME M AN

THAT KID IS SECRETLY A SERIAL KILLER OR SOME SHIT LOOK AT HIS FAC E he’s always like “i’m a softy marshmallow uwaa so lucky teehee” but that is definitely not the case there’s something about this kid I do not trust this goddamn kid okay

Now in all honesty this is hard because I’m tempted to say Subaru wins because Subaru is so get some bloodthirsty but on the other hand I don’t trust Tohru at all and he’s so lucky this could just be some goddamn incredible backfire. Just imagine Subaru tries to stab Tohru and then like, a piece of ceiling falls on her and she falls on her own dagger or something Tohru’s just standing there going.

"up all night to get lucky"

Yeah like??? Honestly??? I really feel like by some fucking lightning harry potter ass chance miracle of the universe Tohru would end up killing Subaru. It’s not HARD really, Subaru is tiny and skinny, pick up mangaka throw through window, job done.

I don’t see Tohru initiating it though. That would ruin his skeevy ass suspicious reputation

What would happen… god…  Subaru tries to kill Tohru for some reason… if it’s non-MM Subaru then maybe she just panics and thinks he’s an enemy or something and if it’s MM Subaru then she’s awful anyway so who cares. So she gets a knife yeah and I think in an ongoing struggle, Tohru shoves her away and she bashes her head in and then it’s night night. Good night manga pixie demon

Tohru - 1, Subaru - o

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A panel in the ceiling of Fumiko's room opens up. Potato chip bags with the little picture of Fumiko being hit by a machine gun printed on them are deposited on her bed while she's trying to sleep. Oh? There's a little paper crane with them too. On one of its wings is written: "I thought you'd like a little snack, worthless meat puppet! P.S. I hope you think of this event every time you fold one of those stupid paper squares. -CAL-19014"

[Fumiko opens her eyes and spots the potato chips scattered across her bed. Tears well up in eyes and she quickly ducks back under the covers.]

"Goodbye, Calamari. This didn’t happen. I… this didn’t happen."

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"Upupu! Minami Tomoko, Super High School Level Lolita Model. In life, you had no friends. In death, you had no friends because of the un-bear-ably stupid stunt you pulled! Isn't that a shame? Funny, Tomoko's supposed to mean 'friend child' too!"

"I do not see how that is funny! I had friends… ahhahaha! I surely had friends! Why would I not have friends?"