*drops 10 instacool sodas into your lap and a complimentary fruit basket with chocolate and wine*
"Stay cool. Also, do you think people would buy these snacks from me?"
' oooh, little chocolates! '
the inquisitor's excitement is a tad bit indecent for a man of his station. the little chocolates take precedence even over the cans of soda he's never seen or tasted before— though, prompted by politeness, he does pick one up to open and taste it immediately.
his nose crinkles a bit. it's ... bubbly? but refreshingly cool, as promised. he'll have to put the cooling box in his apartment to use.
' absolutely. i would buy dozens of these chocolates alone. the sweetness of everything is very complementary. i thank you for this generous gift, your holiness. '
