Makeover - BloodBound fic
Summary: The Baron wants a makeover and so he decides to go to fashionista Priya La-Croix for some tips. It is also my participation to choices creates with the theme : unsung heroes. @clonedhayden
Genre: Comedy
Words: 1455
"Morning La Croix," said Baron as he entered Priya's studio with his bodyguards.
"What the hell Baron? Can't you knock or even let me know before you enter?" Said Priya a little frustrated by the sudden intrusion.
"Well it is an emergency but first, boys. Stay out and guard the door, no one is allowed to enter or leave," ordered the Baron as his bodyguards exited the building.
"So what is the business? Are you going to investigate me like Adrian?" Asked the designer.
"You see, I've been feeling really old and out of date lately and I'm thinking a change of outfit will be welcomed. I need something that makes me look younger and hotter," said the Baron with a sheepish smile.
Priya couldn't help bursting into laughter.
"La Croix!" Yelled Baron.
"Wait you were serious? Alright alright, try this," said Priya as she wiped off a tear and handed over baron an outfit.
"So what do you think of it?" Asked the designer.
"It's okay but it is still too close to my previous style. Also what is this smell? Did you steal that outfit from a dead body or what?" asked the crime lord.
"No comments. Okay then, next outfit, what do you think of this?" Said Priya as he handed him another outfit.
"Seriously La Croix? I said that I wanted to look young? Not like I was born 170 years ago?" Complained the Baron.
"Weren't you born about 170 years ago though?" Asked Priya and the Baron just glared at her with daggers in his eyes.
"Fine, fine. You said you wanted something more youthful? How about this?" Said Priya.
"Actually it ain't so bad. Besides the little breeze I can feel on my ass sometimes, I feel fresh and young, ready to date and maybe even fight an army of robots with my cousin," said the Baron excitedly.
"I think this one is making you too excited. Let's switch it. I got an idea for the perfect outfit," said Priya as he forced the Baron back into the dressing room.
"So what about this one? I honestly think that it's perfect," says Priya.
"I like it. I think it fits a diplomat such as me. I look young and suave, kinda like those Hollywood managers. But it still a suit," said Baron.
"But do you like it or not," asked Priya.
"I like it, but let's keep browsing," said Baron.
"Something youthful but not a suit hmmm, how about this?" Proposed Priya as he handed the crime lord another outfit.
"This one is a little more summery. What are your thoughts on it?" Asked Priya.
"It's nice but I don't like the patterns on it. They do nor represent me," said the Baron a little sad.
"Well sorry Baron but this ain't Noah Textiles, no one does patterns about skulls, blood and daggers here. Geez you sure are a picky person. I did not expect that," huffed Priya.
"Oh I think I saw a really good outfit!" Said the Baron as he quickly grabbed an outfit and jumped back into the changing room.
"Wow this quite comfortable," said the Baron as he adjusted his headgear.
"Damn it Baron, this is the cleaning lady's uniform. Look there are still her hair on the headgear. Ew," said Priya in disgust.
"That would explain the window cleaner smell. But I have a question? Why do your maids have such nice outfits?" Asked the Baron.
"I can't have them come into my house looking like they just crawled out of a dumpster Baron. My house has standards unlike yours," said Priya.
"Also, don't you only employ fuckboys with great bodies? Then what is an old lady outfit doing here?" Asked the crime lord.
"Why would I waste hot bodies on cleaning duty? I'd rather have them as stewards, chefs and masseurs. Wait, where are you?" said Priya.
"I think I found the perfect outfit," said the Baron from the changing room.
"Wow I look so hot, I could even kiss myself," said the Baron while posing in front of the mirror.
"Take. It. Off." said Priya.
"What? Why? I like it. I think I'll be taking this one," said the Baron.
"You look too hot. No one is allowed to look hotter than me. This outfit will now be mine and mine only," said Priya as she approached him like a predator and tried to the dress off.
"Hold on! I said it is now mine. Now fuck off La Croix!" Said Baron as he tugged back and soon they reach started tugging the dress and in the end... CRACK!
"Nooo! The dress is destroyed!" Both cried simultaneously.
"I will never forgive this treason La Croix," said Baron.
"At least no one will Look hot-wow...." said Priya as she looked at the Baron.
It was the first time that she saw him without any clothes...
"What? Wow?" Asked the Baron a little confused.
"Well wow because I did not expect this. I never thought that you looked like this without any clothes on. What happened to the big fat belly?" Asked Priya.
"Nah, it is just the additional multiple layers I made them add to the suit. I easily get cold and I had to add them. Unfortunately like you said it gives me that good fat old belly, said Baron with a smile.
"I see," said Priya a little disinterested.
"Since you don't seem to believe me, why don't you try my suit. You'll see how much comfortable it is and I won't take no as an answer," said Baron as he pulled Priya in the changing room and gave her his usual clothes.
"I must say, it is quite comfortable and it does not look bad at all. Sure it gives a little bit of belly put I feel really good in it and surprisingly it does not stink," said Priya with a smile when *click*
Priya whipped her face towards Baron and sees him grinning behind his phone.
"You better not post this on Vampire Diaries!" Yelled Priya when her phone rang.
'Vampire Diaries : You have been tagged in a photo by the Baron. Click to see it,'
"I hope you choke Baron. I really hope you do," said Priya as she gritted her teeth when her phone rang again.
'Vampire Diaries: Kamilah Sayeed just commented on your photo. Click to see it,'
"Some people really have too much time on their hands. I hope you will show as much enthusiasm as tomorrow's meeting Priya," said Kamilah.
"Oh my god.... I want to kill you Baron," said Priya as she prepared herself to jump on the Baron but the latter was leaving the studio.
"Bye Priya. I think I've found THE outfit. You may take the suit I don't need you anymore. I hope to see you well again tomorrow at the meeting," he said as he left with his bodyguards.
The next day in the Raines conference room.
"I saw your picture on Vampire Diaries last night. You sure looked hot even in that old geezer's suit," whispered Lester to Priya.
"You are the one to talk. Look at yourself oh and are those bald spots there and there?" Replied Priya.
"But seriously though. You rock any outfits Priya, maybe I should start bringing you at my rallies, we might get even more people," said Adam.
"No thanks Adam, I'm not in the mood," said Priya.
"Well I hope you are in the same mood as yesterday because members of your clan have started making quite a ruckus," complained Kamilah.
"Uh Kamilah? Shouldn't we wait for the Baron to come first?" Asked Adrian.
Just then from the speaker, Amy's voice started ringing.
"Sir, The Baron ... is here?" It said.
"Good we may start now," said Adrian.
The door opened and Baron's voice could be heard, "Good morning everyone."
Instantly Vega spit out the water he was drinking and then joined Lester in his mad laughter.
"I'm so done. No wonder no one takes us seriously. This council is a clown city. Amy call a taxi, I'm leaving," said Kamilah as she walked out of the door, clearly annoyed.
Priya just sat there, clutching her face in embarassment. She was expecting something bad, but this not that horrible.
"My, Kamilah seems like an awful mood. You must have really messed up Priya. By the way thank you for the makeover, I never felt that comfortable, hot and young at the same time. Also Adrian, you might want to close your mouth. Your drool has drilling onto what I assume are important papers," said the Baron as he took his seat.
"Guuuuuhhh???" Said Adrian still shocked and confused.
I really hope you guys enjoyed this did as I much I enjoyed it. I thought of it only the previous day so it's quite a surprised I already finished it. I guess that's what happens when I'm super excited, inspired and having fun. I hope the edits won't haunt your sleep haha.








