#chon lin

[littledozerdraws]

Shanghai Knights line-up!! ⚡️⚔️

[jotunvali02]

ok after Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights

Chon has a long, silky, glossy hair while Roy's looks absolutely gorgeous in the wind.

Roy is a prostitute in a luxury hotel.

Lin is totally the beard of Roy and Chon. I mean, instead of sitting next to her (she's supposed to be his future wife), Roy sits next to Chon. In a cute, royal carriage.

Roy doesn't like it when Chon looks at him with blaming, disappointed eyes.💔

It's Chon's turn to break Roy's heart. I mean, even his sister Lin is shocked by the terrible things he says about him. Well most of them are true, but it's not the kind of things to reveal about your friends! Especially when you talk to his girlfriend! That's really mean, Chon!

And Roy's like, "you've broken my puzzle box" in a fetus position on his bed? Come on.

"I love you, buddy." "Who loves you, baby?" (twice!) "I feel the same about you."

The pillow fight scene is one of the most romantic scenes ever, no debate. Also, must be one of the rarest scenes with a dozen girls and two guys in a bedroom, where the guys end up naked but not the girls. What could that mean, hmmm??

"Want to try the spotted dick?" -"No but I'll have the big sausage." Ugh! Yeah, SUBTLE gay innuendos, we got it.

Jesus, Chon even ends up on top of Roy. Yeah, literally physically on top. Chon is a top, Roy is a bottom. Noted.

Roy is still the cutest, most gentlest cowboy.

Chon is still the funniest, most badass fighter.

And Lin rocks the shit out of the house.

If a third movie is ever made, I want Roy to come out of his fucking closet and propose to Chon instead of Lin.

She's cool and all, but come on no one buys their forced heteronormative romance for a sec (they exchange like 3 dialogs in all and spent just a couple of hours together). They clearly are sexually attracted to each other but that's it. And a solid, everlasting couple can't be based on physcial attraction only, can it? So no, not believable at all.