CGNN BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN Accor has unveiled a multi million dollar sailing yacht featuring a recording studio and an Art Deco speakeasy because the billionaire class wants to drink eighty dollar gin while a soft handed trust fund rapper pukes into a velvet booth during an ocean storm. Shock Itch exposes the absolute mechanical and historical stupidity of putting a hidden Prohibition club on a moving piece of fiberglass. Read the full autopsy of the Orient Express Corinthian at Chops Guide to see how wealthy delusion is officially ruining the high seas.












