#chopsuzi

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chopsuzi replied to your post “ow ow ow ow ow”

U talking about Wisdom Teeth? I'm not sure because the age seems wrong. I had to get mine out when I was 15

Yeah I was. Although I think the average age to get them taken out is 17-25? Maybe yours just came in early? I knew a few friends in HS who had to get them taken out but most of my friends are in their early 20s and they’re in the same boat as me. 

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Encountered a shiny Golbat today.

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chopsuzi replied to your photo “Legit the smallest skeins of yarn I’ve ever seen”

Omg! They're so cute! Not very efficient, though...

Same reaction I had haha. I only need enough to finish off my project though, and it’s sufficient for that. 

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Sayuri, 9

9. If her child self saw her now, what would she think of her?

Horrified dismay. Lily genuinely has no idea how she could have turned out like...well, like Sayuri.

(“What would you have me do? They would have killed me, had I not killed them first,” Sayuri says coldly, dismissively, to the child in front of her. 

“Then you should have died!” Lily says fiercely, as if things were that simple. As if things were ever that simple. “Died, rather than become a...a murderer!”

“To die would have meant abandoning Sousuke,” Sayuri says shortly. 

“And by living, you betrayed yourself. He’s a villain from an anime, Sayuri. How can he possibly be worth--” Lily shakes her head. “Look at you! Who are you? I don’t even recognize you anymore.”

“No, you wouldn’t,” Sayuri says softly. She looks down at her past self-- naive, innocent, righteous-- and feels an abrupt twinge of pity. “Do yourself a favor, Lily. Never fall in love, the way I have.” 

“You’re telling me to shut out those around me?” Lily asks, raising an eyebrow. 

Sayuri motions to herself, smiling bitterly.

“I’m your future if you don’t.”)

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Sorry, I had a silly thought: What role would WTL!Hisana play of she was missed by the shinigami on duty for the tsunami aftermath and ended up Hollowfied? Would she be a raving lunatic? Join Aizen's Arrancar? Quietly instill rebellion in Hueco Mundo? Say, "Fuck it," and sneak into Rukongai to steal her sister? I'm honestly very curious.

Realistically if she felt herself turning into a hollow, she would make sure she was physically as far away from Rukia as possible. She would lose her humanity, yes– by definition, that’s what the birth of a hollow is. But she’d also gain some of it back eventually; either by becoming a natural Arrancar or one of Aizen’s hogyoku-fied ones. 

If we’re talking crack though, the thought of a hollowfied Hisana who fails at being a hollow amuses me greatly. She loses most of her memories and suffers the same constant hunger that all hollows do but like…misinterprets it entirely. So here you have tiny baby hollow Hisana wandering the endless dunes of Hueco Mundo, occasionally popping into the world of the living to steal lollipops (the one human food that temporarily makes her forget her hunger, oddly enough). Eventually she runs into Coyote and Lilinette Stark who cannot believe that anyone can be so…so bad at being bad. 

“I should put you out of your misery,” Lilinette says in disbelief. “This is disgusting. I’ve never seen anything so pathetic. You’re a disgrace to all hollows simply by being alive.”

The lollipop-addicted moron glares sullenly at her, cheeks ridiculously puffed out by the melon-sized lollipop in her mouth. Then slowly, deliberately, she reaches into her shoulder bag (and what kind of hollow wears a shoulder bag? Embroidered with strawberries, no less?! Had she no shame?) and pulls out yet another lollipop, with a remarkable resemblance to Lilinette’s head. 

And proceeds to bite down on it. Loudly. 

“Why, you–!” Lilinette curses as Stark grabs her arm, keeping her from murdering little Miss Too-Good-for-Cannibalism. 

“Calm down, Lilinette,” he sighs before turning to look at the sugar-obsessed brat. “And you. You are coming with us.”

The candy-sucking idiot chokes on her lollipop. Good, Lilinette thinks vindictively. 

“Uh–”

“Welcome to the gang kid,” Lilinette smiles viciously. Her grin only widens when Marshmallow-for-Brains takes a wary step back. “We’re gonna teach you how to hollow if it’s the last thing we do.” 

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What if WTL Hisana was reborn as Masaki?

In the event that she did end up marrying Isshin, she’d tell Ichigo and his sisters of their shinigami/Quincy heritage from the start and would probably invite Urahara, Tessai, and the Visored over for dinner every Thursday or something (given that these dinners include Ryuuken, who has a deep abiding distrust for anything remotely shinigami or hollow, they’re more than a little awkward but she makes it work. Somehow).

As a bonus, she ends up not dying. Perks of having a bunch of ex-shinigami captains and lieutenants around as babysitters/pseudo aunts and uncles-- Grand Fisher stood no chance whatsoever. 

Also, Ichigo and Uryu grow up as cousins/best buds. 

(Over the years, she has to move the weekly dinners outside to make room for a martial arts fighter who could give Soi Fon a fun for her money in a few years, a giant boxer who doesn’t say much but likes small animals, a cheerful imaginative girl who should never be allowed near a kitchen and her overprotective elder brother, and most recently, a bunch of socially awkward weirdos with strange hair and poorly concealed weapons). 

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chopsuzi replied to your post “If, waking up from her coma, Hisana found herself back in the past...”

Wait, but what about Renji? ��

Ain’t that hard to find him and bring him along too. Assuming he’s not around when she moves to the Seireitei, then after she graduates from the Academy, she makes yearly trips to the Rukongai to find him. While she’s at it, she picks up Miwa too. 

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What if WTL Hisana didn't go to Soul Society when she died and Hollowfied instead?

Hisana, looking down at the hole in her chest: ...well, fuck. Does this mean I can’t eat ramen now?