#chosenbusdriver

[princebusdriver]

princey if you're 4'11 you are a) about as tall as helpful which is in fact short and b) about a whole foot shorter than me. i'm not even that tall dude.

@chosenbusdriver

You're just saying that because of the common misconception that 5 feet is short. I'm not short.

[bduconvenience]

*holding a pack of Hatsune Miku themed blueberry energy drinks* hi can i, a human adult, purchase this please? I have. Money. Probably.

@chosenbusdriver

Yes, you, a human adult with money, may purchase these.

[He rings up Chosen's drinks without further comment.]

That will be 16.50.

[princebusdriver]

hey princey you turned into a furry right. would you like some deer meat and/or blood

@chosenbusdriver

Uh..... no thank you......

[princebusdriver]

you still alive, princey? you kinda went radio silent for a good while

- @chosenbusdriver

Yeah. I'm still alive.

[princebusdriver]

dude are you like. okay? because you kind of look like you got dragged through hell :/

- @chosenbusdriver

Yes. I am doing just fine.