#chris interacts

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Are you guys still hittin' the bar scene? Meeting girls? Drinking beers? The family business??? -Fingersinsamshair (totally not creepy)

S: We still get to bars plenty, pool hustling is still one of our main ways of getting cash. As for the picking up girls, well, I’m hoping to have more time for that now that the Mark of Cain has been dealt with. I didn’t want another ‘banging patchouli’ incident on my hands. (By the way, it is really embarrassing to know you all have read those fucking Edlund books. I’ve gotta track down Chuck.)

D: Always, girl, always.

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[winchestersandwordprocessors]

Hey guys. I had a question all prepared, but I feel like I already know what your answers would be about getting with an older woman, so I won't torture myself (I don't think I'd survive Dean utterly breaking my heart). ANYWAY - my question: What would be the one object you think you'd imprint on if/when you died??

D: Hey! How old is old? Is a breathing apparatus involved? My general rule is my age minus about 8 is an okay age gap. Oh, there was this one MILF back in Atlanta... ah, nevermind. I don’t know what you mean by imprint? And honey, I’ve died so many times that I don’t know why you’re using the word ‘if’. “When” is a better word for it.

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Biggest sexual and non sexual fantasies?

D: like dreams? I would love to go on a real vacation, with booze and swimming and the beach, maybe. Just seven days with no running for our life, no 48 hour days, just sunshine and relaxation. Sexually, uh, I don’t know. I’ve tried just about everything. I wanna be able to go back to the same girl over again, to have time with her.  Also, what is wrong with you all and your preoccupation with our sex lives?

S: I want to have the time to write everything down, to leave a record for the next round of hunters. Dean and I have seen pretty much everything, and now we have the bunker, I guess I want to be able to add to what the Men of Letters left. And sexually... fuck, I really want to try Domming a girl.

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Dean, you're a fuckin cutie you know that right? But this is for both of you - LOTR marathon, yes or no? Also, who sings in the shower and who hums unconsciously while cooking or driving or whatever?

D: Oh, fuck yes! I really like Samwise Gamgee, but fucking Frodo, man, he’s such a little bitch. And Sam will deny it, but he has this thing where he just hums, not a tune, just fucking hums when he is thinking. It drives me nuts.

S: I do not. And you sing in the shower! The people at the last motel complained!

D: I have a fucking fantastic voice, they were just mad ‘cause I woke them up!

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[winchestersandwordprocessors]

@Sam & Dean: why are you so awesome?

D: Uh, I don’t know ‘bout that. At this point I’m just doing my best, you know? Just kind of white-knuckling it though the day, trying not to do any more harm to people than I’ve already done. But thank you, I guess.

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For Sam and Dean, what sort of pick up line is a guaranteed winner for a girl to use on them?

D: I don’t really use pickup lines much, it’s more that I try to make her laugh and relax. Once she’s relaxed and let’s me touch her a little, like on her back or her cheek, then I’m usually good. You guys are usually so stiff in bars, and I thought about it one day and it makes sense, you feel like everyone’s judging you or you feel not safe or whatever. So yeah, that’s what I do.

S: I go more for nonverbal pickup. I’ll go dance with a girl and see if she holds eye contact with me, and then I’ll make my move. Shut up Dean, I can totally dance.

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Sam and Dean... what are your opinions (I hope that was correct grammar) on fangirls?

D: I like the idea of fangirls. I mean, there are boundaries with things, you shouldn’t try to make someone like or support something if they don’t want to, but spending your free time enjoying something you like and submerging yourself in that? Why the fuck not? ‘S not hurting anybody.

S: Becky turned me off of fangirls for a while, I thought they were all that pushy and scary-obsessed, but then I met Charlie. She was just so happy, and I finally understood it- she wasn’t happy with this life, with the world she was living in, so she just... I don’t know, she just chose to keep her head in those stories and movies she loved to much. I can understand that now.

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Hey guys! I was wondering if either of y'all can bake, and if you can, what do you bake?

D: Fuck yeah I can bake! I’m a fucking great baker! My best dinner stuff is grilled, but when it comes to baking I make a fucking amazing pie. And not with that canned goo, I make slow cook the filling myself. Cakes are okay, I made one for Ben, but it wasn’t very pretty. I couldn’t get the icing as smooth as I wanted.

S: I can cook a little, just normal stuff, and cake isn’t very hard if it’s basic. Cookies too, but they always come out crunchier than I want. I guess I never had access to an oven growing up, maybe I’ll learn now that we are in the bunker.

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