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From the vaults:
Here's a slightly misogynistic-for-humor song created by the team of Rozz Yobb, Christopher J Michael and Christopher LeBrane. Recorded in the fall/winter of 2002 during a hedonistic weekend of beer, fried chicken and Adult video dubbing, I played all the instruments drunkenly as my homie laid down vocals that had us in hysterics as we did the backgrounds.
With no further ado...PIMP WILLIE PORT AND THE PIMPIN' STRONG REVUE. WHAT'S A MACK TO DO?
By: Pimp Willie Port and the Pimpin Strong Revue
Words and musical concept by: Ronald Miller
Drums, bass, guitar, and keys: Chris LeBrane
Lead vocals: Pimp Willie Port
Background Vocals: Chris LeBrane and Chris Michael
Lyrics:
Pimpin' Strong Revue!
Uhhh!
Motherfucker...we in this bitch, dawg
Let's hit it, 1...2..3...ahhh...
When that trick starts mouthin' off
Whatcha do? You knock her down south
When that trick starts talkin' back
Whatcha do? You give her a smack
When that trick starts cuttin' up
Whatcha do? You shut her up!
When that trick starts mouthin' off
Whatcha do? You knock her down south
What's a mack to do?
Now what's a mack to do?
What's a mack to do?
Man, what's a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Ahhh, what a pimp gon' do?
Take your hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!
Uh-huh...gettin' funky!
Platform in ya ass
Like this and like that
You dumb bitch, uh!
When that john starts hittin' your bitches
Whatcha do? You pay him a visit
When that john just don't wanna pay
Whatcha do? You go to gunplay
When that john is becoming a bother
Whatcha do? You scoop up his daughter
When the john...wanna pay up fast
Whatcha do? Platform in the ass
Now what's a mack to do, man?
Uh, what's a mack to do?
What's a mack to do, uh UH!?
What's a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
You take that hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!
Yea!
Man!
Super-duper funky!
When that bitch is talkin' bout leavin'
Whatcha do? You give her a reason
When that bitch is actin' like a bitch
Whatcha do? Put a coat hanger to the clit
When that bitch is mouthin' off
Whatcha do? Oh! You knock her down south
When that bitch is talkin' shit
Whatcha do? You hit her in the lip
Now what's a mack to do?
Aww, what's a mack to do?
Now whatta mack to do, Uh UH!?
A-whatta a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Man, what a pimp gon' do?
We gon'
Take that hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!
(Take yo hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!)
Owww!
We knockin' em out!
We knockin' em out the box!
Buster Douglas on yo' ass
Tyson on they ass
Holyfield on ya ass
Uh!
(Buster Keaton!)