“I just poured myself a glass of white wine. Now I'm going to sit on my rattan chair and stare out my window. My apartment looks directly into the bathroom of my across-the-way neighbor, an 80 year old woman from the Ukraine who likes to get naked and look at herself in the mirror. That's what this song makes me think of: a naked 80 year old woman staring at her private parts. I guess I should buy some curtains and not look, but it's hard, especially when the Ukrainian woman has inspired me to write some songs of my own, which are cut from the same cloth as Benny Mardones and Billy Vera. Here are some of the songs I have written while staring at my Ukrainian neighbor: "My Ukrainian Neighbor is Naked And Staring at Herself Again;" "I Can't Stop Staring at My Ukrainian Neighbor's Naked 80 Year Old Ass"; "Oh, Yes, Please, Bend Over and Inspect Your Private Parts for the Third Time This Morning"; "Wiper's Lament"; "Is It Customary For Old Women from the Ukraine to Shave Their Ass But Not Their Vagina?"; "I'll Stop Looking When You Stop Getting Naked"; "Ode To Saggy Breasts;" "What, I'm Looking at our Naked Ukrainian Neighbor Again, So What?"; and, "I Think She Saw Me Looking at her and I Don't Think She Cared." “
Comment by Chris Okum - https://www.youtube.com/user/cokum2000